A Confirm, Mass Sighting of LAPD "Black and White, Motorize Poltergeists (Ghost Cars)" in CD 14?

As the media scrutiny of LAPD's "Black and White, Motorize Poltergeists (Ghost Cars)" builds, we bring you alleged, photographic documentation of a mass (7 cars total) paranormal sighting of alleged Ghost Cars, outside of the Councilman Jose Huizar's El Sereno Field Office.

The supposed aberration of LAPD "Black and White, Motorize Poltergeists (Ghost Cars)" in the dimming light of dusk, outside of CD 14 City Clowncilman Jose Huizar's El Sereno Field Office.

With our annual celebration of the paranormal nearing its appointed date of October 31, its time to assume our bloggin 2014 Halloween Persona, as we channel the brilliant mindset of former late night Coast to Coast Radio Host Art Bell, in keyboarding the following musing on LAPD's "Black and White, Motorize Poltergeists (Ghost Cars for short)" roaming the streets of Los Angeles.

The likes of the Daily News, the Eagle Rock Boulevard Sentinel (with photo of "Officer Casper" steering through the Northeast streets) and LA Times, have been regaling their respective readerships, with tales of these "Black and White, Motorize Poltergeists (Ghost Cars)" that appear on reports via various LAPD Divisions Command Staff (for example, in the Northeast and Hollenbeck Divisions of the Central Bureau). but rarely materialize in the assumed areas of metaphysical patrolling ........, until now.

An alert reader forward us this authentic photo of an alleged mass sighting of "Black and White, Motorize Poltergeists" outside the El Sereno Office of CD 14 City Clowncilman Jose Huizar at dusk on a recent evening.

Documented sightings of single of a Ghost Car is rare, but a mass sighting of SEVEN, is cause for yet another Poltergeist Investigation within the Hollenbeck Division of the LAPD and the findings may highlight the specific "Political Environmental Conditions" that are the cause behind the paranormal episodes.

Early speculation on the Clowncilman Huizar El Sereno Field Office Mass Sighting, is centered on a confirmed gathering for an undisclosed reason within the walls of the Constituent Center. But others have broached the idea that the noted, politically-paranoid CD 14 Officeholder, has channeled the ability to communicate with the spirits, in seeking more "Ghost Car Sightings (maybe as exampled by an alleged sighting of FOUR cars on Super Bowl Sunday at Hecho?)", leading up to the March Elections.

Discerning readers will remember that Clowncilman Huizar had a noted, "Two Hour Sobering Experience (allegedly)" in a back of a "Real LAPD Squad Car" after his $185,000 Rear-ender on First Street in the recent past. 

Further paranormal investigating may also unveil details about certain micro-geographical locations that have the "Political Environmental Conditions" conducive to sightings of the elusive "Black and White, Motorize Poltergeists". 

As the issue involving the Ghost Cars gains more media attention, there are those who have claim multiple sightings of a specific "Black and White, Motorize Poltergeist" within the El Sereno Hills, note that the spirit within this particular Motorize Poltergeist, regularly targets areas of "opposite physical attractions" but we digress.

That said, we are sure as the March Elections get closer, the number of alleged "Black and White, Motorize Poltergeists" will increase, especially within the campaign mailings of a certain Princeton Graduate, turned "Tonto Huevon Politico" seeking another four years in office.

The only question in this blogger's mind is if the current Clowncilman, has graded the alleged Poltergeists and Spirits for Loyalty and Metaphysical Community Influence?

Your thoughts ................

Scott Johnson in CD 14