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Saturday, July 02, 2011

He's Back! Phil Jennerjahn to Launch New/Old Campaign Soon, Maybe!

With shades like this, how can he lose?

He's dusting off his Wal-Mart cowboy hat, shining up his Payless cowboy boots, and busting out photos of his many poses with famous politicians at CPAC events. Yes, the "Permanent Candidate" aka "Trainwreck Phil" is tanned and rested and ready for more.... depending on the redistricting currently underway. He's launched a new Facebook page "Jennerjahn for Congress 2012", where you can leave messages of support and fashion tips for "The Wonder from Wisconsin". Oh, this is going to be fun!



Anonymous Anonymous said:

Oh goodie! Another right wing homophobic corporate butt licker!

July 02, 2011 6:39 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Don't forget he always comes in Last Place.

July 02, 2011 8:31 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I'll bet the incumbent, whoever she or he might be, is shaking in her/his boots right now.

This is a candidate to be feared.

July 02, 2011 9:47 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

He meets all the Republican Teavangelists qualifications. Dillusion, self righteous hypocrisy, paranoia, and a teeny weenie. I wonder if he's asked McCourt to fund his campaign now that the Medical Marijuana people got off their bad trip with this fool.

July 02, 2011 11:38 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Oh shoot-just when the comment section was getting back on track-along comes Phil. That's two more years of PJ on Mayor Sam.
Have fun.

July 03, 2011 5:31 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Is this blog so desperate for hits that it needs to post stuff about Phil in order to bring out those who just enjoy launching insults at someone as happless and insignificant as him?

Aren't there enough issues to be discussed?

July 03, 2011 12:10 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Phil serves as comic relief. Lighten up!

July 03, 2011 12:27 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe, normally I disagree with most of your political positions, but BRA-VO, this is a fucking hysterical write up.

I wish you would tap into your funny side more often, because I would probably dislike you less.

July 03, 2011 8:53 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Where is the bottlecap when you need one?

July 03, 2011 9:42 PM  

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