Now That's Entertainment!
"The Train Wreck That Is Phil Jennerjahn" continues his one man crusade to make himself famous. Whether it's labeling anyone that disagrees with his peculiar version of conservative ideals a "freedom hating socialist", wrapping himself in the flag, or hanging out at CPAC like a wild eyed groupie trying to grab photos of himself standing next to anyone of any importance, Phil is determined to convince the world that he deserves recognition for something.
He tried to ride the coattails of the activists that successfully defeated Measure B by claiming that he was integral to the movement. Oddly enough, his name did not appear on any court documents nor was Phil ever mentioned as being one of the Solar Eight. Then there was his Mayoral campaign (ahem), his campaign to recall Mayor Villar (never got off the ground), and now his Recall the Entire City Hall campaign.
In this latest effort, he's claiming to have the marijuana community working for him to gather signatures (the same community he railed against in the past calling for their pot shops to be shut down) and he actually has an incredibly slow developing website called Recall City Hall. He also promised on his blog that this campaign will garner him national attention and change the course of American history.
This morning, Phil announced on his blog that he had been invited to speak at the SEIU rally outside of the Mayor's residence (The Getty House), and a documentary film crew would be recording this momentous occasion.
He showed up at the rally with a cameraman in tow (not a film CREW as he claimed on his blog), and asked to speak at the podium. He was promptly told to "go away". Now denied his moment to ride on the efforts of others to promote himself again, he then ran right into a former MS blogger who asked him how many signatures he had gathered ("zero" was his reply), and then Phil literally ran away (cut & run?).
The bright spot in all of this is that the LA Times mentioned Phil the other day, and for once, they got the story right:
"California’s 33rd Congressional District is a Democratic stronghold and the area has long been represented by African Americans. Aside from Bass, five other candidates have taken formal steps to run: Mervin L. Evans and Deputy Los Angeles City Atty. Felton Newell, both Democrats, and three Republicans: James L. Andion, an attorney; David C. Crowley II, a community college student; and Phil Jennerjahn, an entertainer."
UPDATE: It was a very small camera. Sorry if I insulted any real camera operators out there.
Labels: Ass Clown Awards 2009, phil jennerjahn
Posted by Unknown @ 3/06/2010 02:01:00 PM
67 Comments:
Phil is even more pathetic than the dope heads that are supposed to be bankrolling his recall campaign. How's that going for you Phil? I hear the check's in the mail, those dope heads just tok a little longer to come across with the money for the website, the signature gatherers and the tv ads.
Don't worry Phil, I'm sure the dope heads are good for the money, I mean they wouldn't lie would they? It's not like their bogus lawsuit against the city - the one that ASA did a press release over. Funny thing, I looked at the lawsuit on the ASA website and it didn't have the Clerk's stamp on it. I checked with the court, and dontcha know it, some terrible mistake must have been made as it appears that ASA have not filed the lawsuit.
Phil, I've got a nasty feeling the dope heads are using you. They're about the only people in LA who are stupid enough to think you can be of any use to anyone at all.
If this wasn't so tragically pathetic it would be entertaining.
Keep laughing.
I hope it entertains you.
I know who will be getting the last laugh.
It won't be you, Joe B.
Count on it.
Seems like you've said that a few times before.
Phil,
"Cedric the Entertainer" you are not, but "Jennerduh the political bumbler" will earn you many bloggin laughs in the political cybersphere.
Phil says,
"A crew of documentary filmmakers has decided to start following me around and recording my events.
I think they see the potential of this groundswell movement."
One guy with a cheap digital camera is a "crew of documentary filmmakers"?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Phil, you are a clown dude!
BTW, was an "economist" and "Kiwi" part of the documentary crew??
LOL! Please tell me this blog is back! I've missed you guys!
Greetings from the State Capital of Texas.
Phil has always been a nice guy as far as I'm concerned, but other than managing to get some minor press every now and then, he has yet to produce.
The more he continues to over-promise and under-deliver he will completely lose any credibility he had.
It's sad because I think he means well but he has figured out to make things happen or at least match his walk with his talk.
Phil sure knows his slogans, I'll give him that. He's like Walter Moore in that he keeps running for office without ever having done a damn thing besides putting other people down. Glad the blog is back. Is it back?
Higby, Phil's a nice guy, but he's a naive fool. An idiot, a simpleton, a sellout to pot shops. Hold on, that makes him just as qualified as most of the council and the Sacramento sickos.
The stinking socialists are out in force tonight,eh? Well listen you libturds, Phil Jennerjahn is a true American Patriot. How do we know this? Because HE TOLD US SO! Over and over again! He is also a great leader! He has proven this by stating that he is a leader many many times. Don't you get it freedom haters?
Oh shit! Red Spot calling the kettle black. At least Phil can spell you cretin.
Lol @ 10:51, yes, Red Spot is an uber-rube and he's taking GPW straight into the toilet, now he has the other bloggers spending time posting dissents and disclaimers. Higby is that picture Photoshopped? Seriously, Phil is his own worst enemy withthat shit
..remember how much fun this is !...
Memo to 3:22 AM,
You seem to know alot about toilets.
Maybe Lu is rubbing your tummy as you write??
Phil doesn't realize that we're not laughing with him. We're laughing at him.
Joe,
I have been a staunch critic of yours since the first idiotic thing of yours that I read.
However I find that this post is one of the best, funniest and most accurate in the history of Mayor Sam.
This is a SUPER post, and I hope that it remains as Mayor Sam's final one so that this idiot, goober, and man-child's legacy is the first thing anyone sees when they come to see the history of mayor sam.
Phil Jennerjahn:
1. Has no career in his 40s
2. Came in last place in the mayor's race
3. Finished well behind a homeless man in the mayor's race
4. Couldn't pick a winner in a two horse CD2 race
5. Couldn't get ONE signature in the recall campaign, but showed up at City Hall to announce that he bought a domain name for $27
6. Considers his last place finish in the mayor's race to make him "semi known"
7. Wears a cowboy hat and belt buckle in the big city
8. Has a high pitched voice
9. Thinks that taking photos of himself in front of the white house will make people believe that he can be a leader
10. Was called on KABC someone "who enjoys the attention of running, but who is devoid of ideas"
11. Was fired from Mayor Sam with the likes of zuma and mary
12. Blames the lack of comments on his blog on mary
13. Was fired and declared an idiot by Mayor Sam and tries to kiss ass by calling for a city hall commendation on higby, forgetting that higby has one and doesnt want another
14. His most famous photo is one where he is slobbering down on taco truck fare in his suit with a home less man in a suit
15. Is too much of a pussy to tell people what he does for a living
It looks like his family has a business thus he does not need to work. How else would a man in his 40s have so much time on his hands to go to across country to the cpac convention?
Phil, you are a child. Dress up like a cowboy and go to the county registrars office again and register to vote. You are no kinky freedman. You couldn't get close to the number of votess that a homelss man got!
And finally, there is #16. He dropped out of college.
Phil, you personally took on the recall antonio villaraigosa campaign MORE THAN A YEAR AGO.
Why did you fail to get even ONE signature? Didn't you think that at least you should have signed your own name?
You are a failure, boy.
The only thing that I love about Phil Jennerjahn is that he provides tremendous entertainment, because whatever he says is either a slogan he borrowed from the establishment, or a promise that he is ill equipped to deliver.
Can you imagine the calls home to his folks in Wisconsin?
"Hi Mom! I was just on FOX!" Failing to mention to mommy that anyone who submits a few of the dollars from the family trust fund can be a candidate and get on tv.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, ZUMA DOGG, THE HOMELESS MAN, NOT ONLY GOT ON TV, BUT DID BETTER THAN PHIL BY A MILE!
Long live Phil. Let his immature antics continue. Very entertaining. But dont worry. He is too stoopid to even figure out which ballot he is on.
Phil is like the kid at school who got picked on year after year, but thrived on the attention! "Mom, Google my name and see how much people write about me!" failing to mention that mommy will be horrified about how much people think he is an idiot.
Phil, I am really ashamed of you for saying that you were ASKED to speak at the event.
If this string is correct, and it was YOU who asked, that would be a complete falsification of what you wrote on your blog.
You can try to go back and correct what you wrote on your blog, but I know what I read there.
If this is true, it speaks volumes about your honesty or lack thereof, and gives credence to these criticisms of you, that you are in this arena to serve only yourself. The track "record" you have amassed shows you to be nothing more than a self-serving crybaby. Granted, congress is full of them, but they don't need another.
You should come clean and confess why you have apparently failed in everything you've done since Higby brought you onto the scene.
Speaking of embarrassment, it is Higby who should be embarrassed for giving Phil a platform in the first place, nice guy or not.
Being Phil Jennerjahn must be a very lonely thing.
phil must be oxygen deprived to know that he is widely dislike and seen as a failure.
an amoeba would recognize this, but phil cant.
seriously phil, people call you "jennerdoodle," and it isn't a sign of affection. it is a sign of your being mocked.
phil reminds me of the guy "Coach" from "Survivor." Just full of his own bullshit, but can't recognize that every one around him mocks him for that.
nice to see that censorship favoring rumpole/trutanich is alive, well and very active on this blog, moribund as it otherwise is. the ONE comment showing what a jerk rumpole is and how biased, a PR hack salivating to get back in and do his dirty work, with the help of red spot, is CUT!
His cowboy hat is the funniest thing since McCloud's.
Proving that Phil is all about himself, like Antonio is the all about me mayor, Phil has a photo of his Bush Membership card on his site.
I'd like to know why Michael Higby gave this idiot a platform to begin with, but more importantly, didn't take him off of the blog when he started to crack.
A cynic would say that it's because Phil was the blogger we love to hate.
What kind of an entertainer is Phil? I've never heard of him, and he doesnt list any specifics on his blog. He's not a member of SAG or AFTRA. I am, so I checked.
If Phil IS an entertainer, he's either a failure at it, or he makes virtually no money at it. It seems like he is embarrassed by it and is ashamed at not having a traditional career by his age.
Was that a burst of "cummings" from Mary??
Phil is having a coronary on his blog about Joe B and has posted pictures of his expired SAG cards!
Ha Ha!
notoriously poor spelling red spot cant even spell mary cummins! you sir are the real moron here and i doubt this is all from her
it is really pathetic of phil to post his sag cards, proving that he is more into being famous than for bringing about change.
it doesnt prove he can act tho. heck, i even have a sag card, and i just do commercials. nobody knows me, but more people know me than know phil.
what an immature and reactionary thing for him to do, but who is suprised at anything he does at this point.
All this time, I thought phil was trying to get elected to make a difference, only to find out that he was just trying to get famous instead. I think Phil owes every one an apology!
PHIL YOU CHILDISH PUSSY! WHY WOULD YOU POST YOUR SAG CARDS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO GET ATTENTION FOR POLITICS?
YOUR MIND MUST BE IN THE THIRD GRADE PHIL BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT A CHILD DOES!
SHAME SHAME SHAME! (NOBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME!)
Maybe we can call him "The actor never known as Phil Jennerdoodle!"
What an auteur! Mr. "semi=known"
I'm really embarrassed for Phil. I thought he was above such childish antics, but I guess his cowboy hat should have clued me in otherwise.
Phil,
On your blog you say that you hate lies.
What is inaccurate about this story?
Phil is going to spin it that this is all mary cummins doing, but he cant handle that people and Joe B. think he is an idiot. This isn't about mary cummins and i am not mary cummins. Phil is a idiot. that's what this is about
On March 6, Phil posted on his blog;
"I have been invited to speak at a Union protest rally at the Mayors residence (Getty House) on Saturday morning, March 6th at 9:00 am."
On March 7, Phil changed his story (after Joe B called him out) and posted this on his blog;
"The other day I was at the City Clerks Office on Ramirez Street. I was finalizing the details of the Recall effort with the Clerks Office. On the way out I saw a poster about a Union protest at the Mayors residence (Getty House) and I thought it might be a good idea for me to speak to them about the Recall.
I wrote down the names and numbers of the organizers and called them about it.
On the phone, they agreed that I could talk at the rally for a few minutes."
Which is it?
THANK YOU 10:56!
It is very clear that Phil, once again, lied about things. I have been reading this idiot's posts on Mayor Sam since his very first one, and this man is a pure liar.
Joe B., can you please leave this fantastic post as the last one on Mayor Sam, unless there is more to write about Phil? That should be the living legacy of this blog, and I appreciate your exposing him for the corrupt jackass he is.
I think Phil has gone off the deep end, referring to himself in the third person.
No doubt he will change that as soon as he reads THIS:
"I voted for Phil Jennerjahn for Mayor of Los Angeles in March 2009."
What a moron!
I'm the 40th commenter on Phil being a retard!
Phil, is this the kind of thing that makes you now "semi known"?
Ha ha ha ha ha! Jackass.
This morning, Phil is calling the SEIU "freedom hating liberals," which is odd, since he says he hates name calling and names this blog as a name caller.
But he doesn't apply the name calling rule to himself.
Anyways, it's funny how Phil thinks he has a "right" or a "freedom" to speak at the event of this private group.
No wonder he came in last place! "NOONE" bought his b.s.
Phil can dish it out, but he sure can't hack it when he's the subject of doubt.
Phil is dishonest, a fool, and a drop out on life whose intentions are clearly nothing more than getting groupie photos of himself in front of famous places, with famous people, or at events like cpac.
Antonio is the all about me mayor, but Phil is the all about me FOOL!
Jennerdoodle took down those fake SAG and AFTRA cards after I told him that it would ruin his political "career."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What a rube! He doesn't know what to believe, but he sure knows how to try and cover his tracks and lie about what he said, such as his being "asked" to speak at the SEIU event or that he is being followed by a camera "crew."
I think he has the emotional maturity of a four year old. A dumb four year old.
I guess Phil doesn't realize that it is offensive, especially to those of us who served in the military, to wrap yourself in the flag. The flag is supposed to be respected, and wearing it is considered unpatriotic.
"The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery." (Flag Code, Section 8d)
Phil Jennerjahn has violated the flag code by wrapping himself in the flag.
He is obviously an unpatriotic self serving hypocrite and this picture of him wearing the flag should be distributed to all Veteran Associations, His local political party, and the general media.
Phil Jennerjahn hates America.
Thank you 4:33pm! I have emailed that photo to Diane Watson's office, so they're aware what an ignorant moron phil is.
I also forgot that he won the blog's Ass Clown 2009 award! Leave it to phil to succeed at nothing other than winning the Ass Clown of the Year award!
Ha ha ha Phil!
U.R.A. dum dum
Jennerdoodle: a true American jackass.
Phil,
Enuf of this foolishness. Come home and work at the family business.
You will be able to do what you want, whenever you want, and make good money, without having to lift a finger.
It's what you're doing in L.A. now, but you get to have home-cooked meals at mommy's place.
Love, Mommy.
it is disgraceful for phil to wrap himself in the American flag, which is something i am sure that his political opponents would love to know. he may luv calling others names, but none of phil's victims would treat the flag with such disrespect.
does any one get the idea that phil is not a very smart cookie?
NOTE TO THE JENNERJAHN FAMILY
please come to l.a. and take your idiot son home. he is amusing as all hell, but one must pity him when you see that he ain't got a clue. a man should have a career by the time he is in his 40s, lest he become ZUMA DOGG!
Does any one have a beat on Phil's emotional level?
I think this is a genuine child who has no direction, and is intent only on having photos taken of himself as if to convey he is involved with or responsible for the goings-on.
I think it is very sad that he does this instead of forging an original path for himself. He should just do what every one does and get a career, family and life for himself.
I suspect he also has fantasies about playing ball for the Dodgers. A true child.
The man that hates America, Phil Jennerjahn, is still censoring his website and not publishing any comments. Afraid to face the truth?
12:39, Phil's emotional level is so immature that he always backs himself into a corner, unable to defend against proof of his being a moron, idiot and stooge.
That's why he cant handle the comments submitted to him, even the mild one that I sent to him. He also thinks every comment is from mary cummins. She wouldnt waste her time on phil jennerdoodle and I think phil has a crush on her. isnt she older tho? does phil have a think for woman who are older than him? like most woman she prob wont give him the time of day
I hate you Phil Jennerjahn!
You are a fucking idiot!
Phil Jennerjahn, are you listening? You are a fucking moron! You disgrace the flag when you wear it!
This photo is offensive Phil!
If you're reading this, and we know you are, you are a true American asshole.
Try getting elected with this photo being out there. Ain't gonna happen. Watch and you shall see. We know you dont care about getting elected. You only care about being "semi known." But this photo drowns any miniscule chance you had in the first place.
Contrary to what you wrote earlier on this string, Joe B. is going to have the last laugh. At your expense.
Can this wastepaper basket get more fans than Phil Jennerjahn?
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=373776682791
"Comment moderation has been enabled. All comments must be approved by the blog author."
It sad that the media sensors the public, but what's worst is when the "blog author," blogger webmaster, sensors the differnce of opinions.
SO, why give Jennerjahn the exposure, even by trashing him here?
It's not like anyone outside Mayor Sam's or a few CH. 35 trogs know who he is/n't.
If anyone doubts that Phil Jennerjahn is an insincere boob, he wrote the other day, "I'm busy working on the Recall and editing photos for the Congressional campaign. I will be posting less often for a while."
Of course, just three days later, he's posting a video clip of Michelle Bachman. Phil is a groupie. Nothing more, and nothing less.
As John Phillips said on KABC, Phil is just a guy who enjoys the attention, even though he has zero chance of finishing anywhere other than the bottom of the candidate list.
Is he putting ALL of his time and effort into the recall antonio villaraigosa project that is long overdue, and over promised by Phil?
No.
He's just posting clips of his favorite politicos.
That should be the last word on Phil, lest he come back with more of his name calling and childish antics. Or that damn childish cowboy hat.
Phil Jennerjahn is just in it for the attention. This proves that he can't even keep his own promises to take on the recall. He prefers to spend his time on being a political groupie. Sorry, for a man in his 40s to have no career, no family and the inability to do as he says.
Unreliable, dishonest goofball Phil is on Saturday writing again about Alarcon.
Seems to me that he pledged to focus on Recall Villaraigosa. Then he focused on Michelle Bachman. Now he's focusing on Richard Alarcon.
He can promise and pledge all he wants that he is going to focus on Recall Antonio Villaraigosa, but Phil Jennerjahn has the attention span of a gnat.
He is now ONE FULL YEAR into Recall Villaraigosa and he has not a single signature, or a written formalized plan. Glad to see that he despises DICK AlarCON as we all do. But Phil Jennerjahn is the real dick and con artist here, since he is not delivering on his stated and restated promises.
can he be anymore wacko than Thomas O'Grady? Would someone take him and return him to Ireland and let them deal with his cult ideas?
I don't know who Thomas O'Grady is, but I think Phil Jennerjahn is a ripe candidate for nutty nutcake of the decade.
He already won the Mayor Sam's Ass Clown of the Year, so he is a shoo-in for all other crackpot awards.
He is a year behind in his pledge to do the recall villaraigosa campaign, and is blaming HIM for city council's spending. Yeah, Villaraigosa sucks, but can't even get his facts straight.
What a retard!
This is what happens when you grow up with enough money from your family's business. Too bad the rest of us can't live aimless lives. Standing in front of the White House and taking a photo of yourself doesn't make you a leader, or smart.
I think Phil is now threatening to sue Ralph's Supermarkets for incorrect pricing. The point being that Phil is vapid, vacuous, and aimless.
HEY PHIL, WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S TIME TO POST MORE PHOTOS OF YOURSELF WITH YOUR GROUPIE CRUSH'S ON ANDREA TANTAROS AND MICHELLE BACHMAN. HOW OLD ARE YOU, BOY?
After a year, I doubt that dopey Phil Jennerjahn has even two signatures for recalling Villaraigosa. That's quite an accomplishment of failure.
But if Phil Jennerjahn does have two signatures, he needs only
234,998 valid ones to go!
Better get extras Phil!
Whether we like it or not, it is Phil's prerogative to do as he pleases. If he makes a fool of himself or if others look at him as a laughing stock is his problem. If we think he's not good enough to be elected in the position then that is our own decision.
HEY MARK, YOU'VE GOT GREAT TIMING!
PHIL JUST POSTED ON HIS BLOG THAT HE FUCKED UP THE RECALL!
WHAT AN IDIOT!
WHAT A MORON!
WHAT A JENNERDOODLE!
PHIL, YOU ARE A PRICELESS COMEDIC TREAT. YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE FUCK UP.
The final word on this blog, and the final word on Phil Jennerjahn is this:
He says that the recall is now officially on, and that he has until August 18 to gather 240,732 signatures.
That's 1649 VALID signatures a day, EVERY day, starting TODAY, including August 18th.
I think Phil will get approximately 50 signatures and then decide to drop the ball AGAIN, and focus instead on running for Congress.
Anyone think that it won't play out EXACTLY like this? Thanks for burdening us with Phil Jennerjahn, Higby.
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