Morning Briefs and Outtakes with Multiple Choice Exam on this Week's Events

"Overlord Leiweke of AEG"

In the spirit of Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa's "Partnership for Better Education" efforts with financial support from those "corporate welfare junkies" at AEG. We present this multiple choice quiz on what AEG did not do, errrrrrrrr, center's the world's attention on an vast "City of Angels" that embrace one last time, the "King of Pop".

Question # 1: AEG's Tim Leiweke is...............

A. Visionary creator behind the LA Live Complex.

B. Front man for the whims of Phillip Anschutz.

C. Bagman for AEG at City Hall.

D. Councilman Dennis Zine's worst nightmare.

E. All of the above.

Question # 2: Mayor Villaraigosa's Spokesperson Matt Zsabo taught us..............

A. Begging on the behalf of your city is cool.

B. My boss is going to kick my rear when Lu and him get home from Africa.

C. KFI's "John and Ken" have their own little boy to play with.

D. Spinning on behalf of your boss can win you awards.

E. All off the above.

Question # 3: Which event does not require city permits ??

A. Firework displays at our local parks.

B. A funeral for the "King of Pop" attended by thousands at Staples Center.

C. Corporate picnic at a local park.

D. Laker parade after winning NBA Championship.

E. Too hard to make a choice.

Question # 4: What was the cost to the City of Los Angeles Taxpayers for the Michael Jackson Memorial Services ??

A. 0-$1,000,000 dollars.

B. "This letter bought out by the AEG Group"

C. This letter was twittered by Matt Szabo before his text was fact check.

D. $3.9 million and counting as stated by Councilman Dennis Zine this afternoon on KFI's John and Ken Show.

E. Bound to be higher.

Question # 5: When given $50,000 to spend on food for LA's First Responders, one would select.......

A. The most one can get for $50,000.

B. Shop out of county for lower sale taxes.

C. Find some exotic location.

D. Practice common sense with the tax payers money.

E. Wrightwood Jenson's Market is the best, damn the taxpayers.

Question # 6: The political winners in the Michael Jackson Memorial/AEG controversy are........

A. City Attorney Carmen Trutanich.

B. City Councilman Dennis Zine.

C. City Controller Wendy Greuel.

D. All of the above.

Question # 7: Who authorize the use of city resources for a private funeral ??

A. Acting Mayor Jan Perry

B. Decline to state.

C. Decline to state.

D. AEG NEED NO STINKIN PERMITS TO PROFIT ON A DEAD SUPERSTAR!!

E. Refer to Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa's past contributions from AEG.

Question # 8: Who will Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa "terminate" for this PR fiasco ??

A. MATT

B. MATT

C. MATT

D. MATT

E. All of the above.

Question # 9: The political losers in the Michael Jackson Memorial/ AEG controversy are....

A. Acting Mayor/ Councilwomen Jan Perry.

B. Lets blame it on the guy who bought the food in Wrightwood.

C. The lame duck Mayor who is on vacation in Africa.

D. City Hall recipients of AEG money.

E. The guy who bought the food will take the fall.

Question # 10: The following will pay the tab for public services used at the Michael Jackson Memorial.....

A. This letter is reserved for the weak-knee public official who seeks the middle-ground.

B. City of Los Angeles, after a contributions to the Summer Night Lights Program by AEG.

C. The Jackson Family.

D. AEG, if they want to avoid a boycott of LA LIVE!!

Your thoughts............