Where to for the Super Bowl Councilman Huizar??
Three years ago, rumors had the "COUNCILMAN LAST SEEN PANDERING TO THE SPECIAL INTEREST AS JOSE HUIZAR", fling off to Florida to spend Super Bowl Weekend as a guest of the "Fifteen Group" Real Estate Company. This firm own by the Fink Family is seeking to convert the Wyvenwoood Apartment Complex into a multi-story condo development.
Thus with the big game just days away, lets add to the hype and give some odds on what Special Interest will buy, errrr, be bless with the Councilman's persona on Sunday.
1. Elephant Hill Property Owner: Odds 5-2
Has 8 Million Dollars to lavish on a great Super Bowl after judge ruled against the "COUNCILMAN LAST SEEN LOSING LAWSUITS AS JOSE HUIZAR".
2. Southwest Society of the Southwest Museum: Odds 10-1
This group of vendidos and vendidas our ready to party after today's PLUM on the Griffith Park Historical Designation. But one should look for press release from former Mayor Sam Award Winner Eliot Sekular.
3. Wyvernwood Tenant Supporter Elena Popp: Odds 5000-1
Can football help to "break the bread" between these two protagonists in the Wyvernwood Controversy?
4. Henry Casas House: Odds 30-1
Huizar and Casas can do a Super Bowl PSA on how not to treat a woman when in an agitated state.
5. El Mercado Stupor Bowl Party: Odds 7-2
Thanks to the efforts of the "COUNCILMAN LAST SEEN SUPPORTING LIQURE LICENSE AS JOSE HUIZAR", the Mercado can thank the Councilman while hordes of drunken revilers piss on the community.
6. Fifteen Group: Odds 20-1
One can always go back for sloopy seconds right Councilman?
7. Legacy LA "Super Day Bash" ***(with fifty secret, special guest): Odds $1000-1
Maybe you can also get your own non-profit for a $1,000 dollar donation.
..........and lastly, the "First Annual CD-14 Townhall Super Bowl Bash": Odds "Not likely"**
** Who would want to attend a Super Bowl Party where your comments and questions have to be written, listen to a three-hour filibuster on what a great football fan the councilman is , and then get kicked out by "GSP bouncers for attempting to cheer??
Your comments and thoughts greatly appreciated.