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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Haiku: 25 Years Ago Today

from http://www.noblehaiku.blogspot.com/

Too much pine tar on his bat.

Yelled like Zuma Dogg!!!!!

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Anonymous Anonymous said:

Villaraigosa had too much Mirthala on his bat.

It ruined his marriage, family and career.

July 24, 2008 2:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jimmy Blackman has too much Villaraigosa on HIS bat.

It was good for his career.

July 24, 2008 2:14 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jill Stewart is at it again at LA Weekly

War Over MTA's "Eternity" Tax
The "temporary" sales tax would last 30 years. It's already set Eastside against Westside

LOS ANGELES COUNTY SUPERVISORS Gloria Molina and Mike Antonovich don’t often agree, separated by a natural gulf between a liberal Democratic woman and conservative Republican man. But as representatives of the inland reaches of the county, both are pushing hard for their share of a pot of money so vast that it has set off a bitter Eastside versus Westside war.

July 24, 2008 3:06 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

3:06, how is this relevant?

July 24, 2008 4:14 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

4:14, its a hell of lot more relevant than this retarded haiku

July 24, 2008 4:39 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey Jackass, maybe you should've posted this on Higby's daily update, since THAT is what you're referring to.

Don't like it?
Toooo bad.

July 24, 2008 4:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Let's see if 4:39 can actually CREATE some original thought.

So sad to live a life of copy & paste.


July 24, 2008 5:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I don't get what 306's point is.

There isn't even a link.

July 24, 2008 5:04 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I'd be more than happy not to post these for a while if you don't like them.

I look forward to your contributing here. But please put some POINT and LINK on your post.

All we know is that you've got a beef with Jill Stewart, but you're not ARTICULATING it.

July 24, 2008 5:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Just for you, 5:00 PM. An original thought in 5-7-5:

You defend haikus

While Jill Stewart makes the news

So sod off, Jack Hoff

July 24, 2008 5:33 PM  

Anonymous 'nother lurker said:

ROFL @ 5:33.

July 24, 2008 5:51 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Sorry to change the subject to something worth discussing, but the SF illegal alien gangbanger murder story hit the AP today.

It's everywhere. Drudge, MSNBC, and boy oh boy does Gavin Newsom look like a real jackass now. His run for governor is over. It's down to Tony Villar and Jerry Brown.


July 24, 2008 7:35 PM  

Anonymous zuma dogg said:




July 24, 2008 10:53 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mr. Dogg:

You have no idea who I am, and must be on crack to miss the point that today's reference was a compliment.

Since you prefer vitriol, I will now NOT publish the piece about what a jerk Dion is.

Happy now?

The next time Dion steps on your speaking time, think "I wish somebody would write about this."

July 25, 2008 12:31 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

zuma dogg, do you even know what was being written about?

your comment suggests that you're both paranoid and humorless.

July 25, 2008 12:51 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

WHAT WOULD W. EDWARDS DEMING SAY about your behavior, ZD?


do you see the point? when you act like a retard long enough, you will eventually lose your appeal.

July 25, 2008 1:12 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma Dogg,

If your "citizens alert" turns out to be wrong, will you promise to not come to city council for a month?


Eric Garcetti

July 25, 2008 1:30 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You're missing the point.

Zooma Dog things you have to act like a maniac in order to contribute to this blog.

Or, you have to throw $10 to him via PayPal. "I haven't missed a quorom in three months!"

Look you stinky freak, if you want to go, then go. But don't hold the city hostage.

July 25, 2008 2:46 AM  

Anonymous King Tut said:

Hey dumbass Haiku guy that is not really Zuma Dogg. It's one of Zuma's longtime admirers. I thought Higby had a policy against profile spoofing. . .

July 25, 2008 7:05 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

hey dumbass, how in the world would I know about it, and how does that make me a dumbass?

and what makes you think that I'm a guy?

July 25, 2008 7:15 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

hey dumbass, how in the world would I know about it, and how does that make me a dumbass?

and what makes you think that I'm a guy?

July 25, 2008 7:15 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Where's Tofu Girl?

July 25, 2008 8:07 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Sorry, Zumma, but HaikuGayLA is not Jack Hoff. Hoff is quicker on his toes, savvy?

July 25, 2008 8:22 AM  

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