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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Studio City vs. Iowa vs. Sunland Tujunga

Anonymous said...

Seems dyslexia and illiteracy are spreading with greater contagion than obesity in the hood or at the bargain buffets at the cheap hotels in Vegas. Or Iowa. (Hey, Sam, are people fatter there?)

Mayor Sam said...

In general people in Iowa are fatter than people in Silverlake, West Hollywood or Studio City, but thinner than people in Granada Hills, Sunland Tujunga or Santa Clarita.



Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey pretty boy, bring those big ass pork chops to Sunland-Tujunga!
We want to show everyone how the other half lives!

November 29, 2007 12:08 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Here is a link to Sunland-Tujunga
resident, Ryan Starr (American Idol).
Like most of the residents in this community, she suffers from prejudice, generalizations, and an inexplicable hatred of her town by the dead guy,
Mayor Sam:

November 29, 2007 1:02 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Now that Ryan has found fame I bet she's staying in Sunland Tujunga. Yea right!

November 29, 2007 7:41 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey Mayor Slambo!
You lay off us Tujunga Fat guys! We're just putting on a little extra weight while we prepare for winter hibernation. "Hey woman. Where is the hell is that remote and while yer at it, get me a beer and bring a shuvel or sumptin'. The dog crapped on the carpet again."

November 29, 2007 9:26 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ban fast food in S-T! Bring in the vegan tofu joint!

Since S-T people love to be activists maybe they can do something positive, like start eating healthy and taking that vegan soulfood joint to jan's hood -- and bringing that much hated Home Depot there, too, to get them jobs. Or better yet, get a Costco in there so people can have jobs and eat healthy.

Instead of shoveling the shit in their own living rooms.

November 29, 2007 2:28 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ryann Starr is HOTT!

November 29, 2007 2:28 PM  

Blogger Joe B. said:

Hey, You wrangle horses, chase coyotes, hike in our mountains, and
fight Home Depot
and see how good of shape you'll get into!

November 29, 2007 2:34 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ryan looks a little trailer trashy.

November 29, 2007 8:31 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Yes she does! That's one hot woman!

November 29, 2007 8:37 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

How do you know she is prejudiced? I don't think she looks like white trash. More like she has worked out a lot and has hard abs and wants everyone to see them. Can't blame her. Most women want a body like that. Give it to them and who cares about white trash.

November 29, 2007 11:12 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Whoa! Mayor Sam, is that you in the clip a year ago and then you now? Tell us your secret diet. You look really good. Really good.

December 01, 2007 3:36 AM  

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