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Sunday, November 25, 2007

NEW Website Resource Page For Stock Investors & Global Economic Trends

To: All Mayor Sam Readers
Fr: Zuma Dogg
Re: Financial Markets/Global Economic Trends/Your Portfolio
Dt: 11/25/07

I know a lot of people reading are investors in the stock and other financial markets. And, I know a lot of investors subscribe to a "buy and hold" strategy, because they are in it for the "long-run".

However, I think the time is now to start monitoring the markets and your portfolio with a little more frequency than in previous times. Zuma Dogg is elevating the "investors alert" level a couple notches. StrategyUpdate.com was created to allow you to more closely monitor the markets, and provide basic, fundamental (yet somehow innovative) investment strategies to help you avoid the financial land mines in this volatile market.

(I have a feeling even the harshest of ZD critics will be able to appreciate this site. No need to thank me. I simply put it together for myself, so I could have all the links I use each day, in one place.)

Make sure you check out all the videos from Jim Cramer, Fast Money, TheStreet.com, Dr. Deming and of course...ah hem...Big ZD. (And the site was even designed so haters can easily avoid the ZD videos!)

It's one simple page you can go to for links to videos, live TV streams, news wires, updates and analysis. A one-stop resource page for financial investors in a global economy. (Laugh all you want anti-zd spinners, you will be addicted to the page in no time. I wish I could block yo azzes off the site!)



Click here for StrategyUpdate.com.




Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good job Higby.

Your gay homeless friend thinks he's an investment advisor.

I did need a laugh today.

November 25, 2007 12:37 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Y'know, I needed a laugh too! Thanks!

November 25, 2007 1:28 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

the andy kaufman in me HAD to post this! but i still say you can laugh all you want...it's a good resource. haters will be checkin it out. but it WAS the "andy" in me that made me post it here. crybabies...start your engines!

November 25, 2007 1:34 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

With all due respect, ZD, do you own one share of any stock?

Do you know the difference between an ETF and a Mutual Fund?

Can you explain P/E without resort to google?

Which of your friends asked you for the free plug?

What does this have to do with City politics?

November 25, 2007 2:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Is the Midget Mechista Mexican Mayor manipulating mutual funds?

I heard the mayor is now corrupting our investments, that damn midget mutual manipulator.

November 25, 2007 2:18 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:


I DO think the economy IS a city issue. Did the sub-prime bubble burst affect the LA economy? So on a slow sunday, I thought I would give folks a chance to check it out. And you better bookmark it, or google alert it, cause i'm not gonna be blogging that stuff here. that's why I created THAT site. but it's worth a mention here, because, again...a lot of mayor sam readers own stocks...

What my credentials are, or whether I own stock, or not, is irrelevant.

The site speaks for itself, douchebag. If you don't like it, lunk it. You think I care if some crybaby loser reads it or not.

But if you follow this stuff, it sure is a good page to hit for links to everything you wanna look

I know I pressured a close family member to by apple at $50, when everyone thought it was a loser.

I told them to sell at $190, just before it dropped to $150.

So don't worry about me...I've been tracking my picks for the past month, or so...and it's easier than picking hit records in the radio industry, or sniffing out corruption at city hall..

but strategyupdate.com is not about "picks". It's about overall strategy. You WISH you could see my "watch list", you no-strategy loser.

November 25, 2007 2:25 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Guys, you just can't make this stuff up.

A gay guy who lives in a van and begs for money for gas, coffee and food is giving advice on investments.

This is because he has exhausted all the corruption investigations and shady dealings by The Midget Mechista Mexican Mayor and his corrupt fifteen members of the City Council, who all daily plot to rip off all of us, even those who live in Malibu and pay no City of Los Angeles taxes. (That's all irrelevant, by the way)

Then, he uncovered all the corruption and shadyness in the LAUSD. That was after he advised Supervisor Yaroslavsky on how to handle things at the Board of Supervisors (after all, he does "live" in his district, sort of) and he is now off to conquer other worlds.

It's been quiet all weekend up to now, and I was sort of hoping he was out advising the County Fire Chief on how to put down the Malibu fire, but I guess he's done with that one, it is going so well.

Like I said, you just can't make this stuff up...

November 25, 2007 3:10 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Boy without Zuma this site would be CityWatch.

November 25, 2007 4:10 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Long Live Zuma 'tard

Seriously, this blog would suck without him and Joseph. Where else could I re-read articles from the Times, Weekly, and Daily News?

November 25, 2007 4:26 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Times, Weekly, Daily News? Where else can you read about thing blogged here long ago? and bro, you KNOW i cover things not covered elsewhere. nice try, loser. meanwhile, you're still here.

November 25, 2007 4:31 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

zoomie, I don't think it was meant like that. the previous poster suggests that your and joe's work is good. i personally appreciate you

November 25, 2007 4:46 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma D has more integrity than the electeds in this town, and one can't get integrity just by having money. Cutthe guy some slack.

November 25, 2007 4:49 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I love Zuma. I still sit around and laugh and laugh and laugh at how pissed off some of you get at him.

Keep on Zuma Dogg..

November 25, 2007 4:55 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I did not intend to offend you, bro. I was pointing (tryin to) some of the sillier stuff on the web site not your work.

November 25, 2007 4:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


The question is relevant because if you do not own one share, if you have never "put your money where your mouth is," then yes, you are really just talking about something you don't understand.

Anyone can look at the overall reports on the health of the economy and say that troubled times are ahead. No kidding. 1/2 of all prognosticators predict a recession in 2008.

So, you are clearly trying to do one of two things:

(1) Make some loose prediction so you can come back and say your were a prophet.


(2) Plug some web site owned by you or your friends.

Neither really have much place here.

November 25, 2007 5:07 PM  

Blogger Santiago said:

Stop the insanity. This character Rev Shark, would make Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble look like Chartered Financial Analysts worth their bones. Thanks for the good laugh. At least he looks like he's never said no to a dinner.

November 25, 2007 5:27 PM  

Anonymous Zuma Basher said:

Hey, Zuma:

You want to do something positive? Really positive?

Then start bugging CalTrans about the massive grafitti that sits untouched for weeks on end on the freeways of Los Angeles, primarily the 405, the 10 and the 110.

We need a citizens' watch coupled with enforcement by the Highway Patrol and CalTrans. Everyone has a cell phone, we need a hot line to have truckers and citizens turn in these young hoodlums while they are in the act of tagging, and make their parents pay for the removal.

Go to it, Zuma, and then you can reprint the articles from the other papers in your spare time.

If you are successful, I'll lay off you for a month.

November 25, 2007 5:39 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:


Don't look for meaning where there is none. you either like the site and use it as the research tool that it is meant to be, or not.

regarding my predictions...i guess we'll find out. i have an opinion like everyone else. again, i'm not gonna sit here and talk about "research in motion" and tell you the market is going to be up tomorrow. i just made the announcement here, because i think the site will be of interest to some mayor sam readers.

BOTTOM LINE: Man are you a bitter a-hole. I'm an f-ing guru, bro. don't fight it, embrace it.

How would you have liked to have bought apple at $50? Loose prediction my ass...i said the subprime was gonna burst 3 months before it happened.

and more than that, loser. HEY 5:07PM inferior-minded, loser...DON'T GO TO STRATEGYUPDATE.COM. WHY SHOULD YOU BENEFIT OFF OF MY SUPERIOR MIND?

November 25, 2007 5:41 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Calling people losers doesn't make it so; just look in the mirror once in a while, or stick your mose under your arm.

We report; you decide.

November 25, 2007 6:17 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:


Made sure my parents bought apple at $50. And it's not like they were anxious to accept stock tips from their crazy, homeless, zuma dogg son.

but i kinda had to get nuts, cause i saw the future. now it's a no brainer, but at the time...i was waaaay out on a limb.

The magic of ZD is that he does not catch everything...but when he stands up on the table and starts jumping up and down...you can take it to the bank.

so eat your words, loser...i picked apple at $50 and I was able to persuade my family to buy, thank goodness. i wouldn't have been able to get over that one.

Wanna know what's next? Too bad, jealous loser. go figure it out youself. i created a website to help you make your own calls...


November 25, 2007 7:49 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

p.s. just as important as picking what to buy, is knowing when to sell.

that's even tougher to get people to sell. people always think it's going to go right back up.

anyone still holding starbucks? i wish I could put my friend on the phone who i was BEGGING to have sell his shares. but he wanted to wait for it to go back up, since it was down so much.

I said, bro, it ain't coming back...sell now, sell now...it's about to tank. (It did!) but he still thinks it's coming back.

strategyupdate.com was borne out of the frustration of watching my friends and family twist in the wind with their portfolio, by trying to provide them an easy site so they can have access to all of the stuff i am looking at each day to make these calls.

it's really not hard. all the answers are being put out there each day, but most people don't have 12-16 hours a day to monitor this stuff the way i have been recently.

i hope gme goes up tomorrow!

November 25, 2007 8:01 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You say your parents weren't anxious to accept stock tips from their "crazy, homeless son," so craziness doesn't run in your whole family.

But Apple stock hasn't been $50 since the early 80's -- you saying you've been homeless since then, 25 years?

November 25, 2007 8:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey Plumage Fogg,

What is your pick for tomorrow? Post your thoughts on one stock that will go up or down by 5% or 10%

My pick is SPF.

No, that's not sunscreen, Coma Bogg.

P.S. Awww! You didn't want to invest your trust fund dollars to invest because you didn't have the stones, but your daddy and mummy bought APL at 50! So you really are just another one of these rich kid pseudo-counterculture types, huh. Wow.

November 25, 2007 8:04 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma's posts are reminiscent of the alchemists who told kings they knew how to turn lead into gold. "Then why are you not a king?" the smart kings would ask.

Or the real estate hucksters, who sell you their "proven method" for finding a buying properties for zero down. "Then why do you not own 1000 properties?" savvy investors ask.

If you are some guru, Zuma, why aren't you a millionaire?

Because you are jackass.

November 25, 2007 8:17 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma, do you ever anticipate a time where you will have made peace with your father and your family and started to realize the true authority that lies within you? You fight hollow battles with authority and when that doesn't work, you try to prove yourself heroic by making us money with stocks.

And still no one pays attention and no one cares.


When will you grow tired of pointing out the fault in others while ignoring your own?

When someone has as little as you do, they are either tremendously fulfilled/satisfied/relieved or they are hostile, empty, sad people who continually beat their chests to prove their value to others.

Regardless of the past, what is the future for you?

November 25, 2007 8:30 PM  

Blogger Mayor Sam said:

Here's a stock tip from a guru who can not be named:

Buy Google and Wynn (Vegas gaming/hotels).

November 25, 2007 8:43 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey, Sam -- you predicted only 15 thousand would show up at the Santa Parade today. How many actually came? Did you put down any odds?

Of course, the city scared off most people with their warnings of don't park and we'll tow -- wonder if they made any money from grandstand seats.

November 25, 2007 8:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


Remember Pee Wee and one of my favorite sayings? You need to use it on these losers here who accuse you of being a loser. (they know you aren't really - that's why you scare them)

I'm rubber; you're glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Neener, neener, neener.

One who thinks Zuma rocks

November 25, 2007 9:33 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma Dogg = Don Quixote de la Mancha

Both tilt at windmills and are jackasses.

November 25, 2007 9:37 PM  

Blogger Mayor Sam said:

The parade got 48,000. An improvement over last year but nowhere near the 250,000 Tom LeBong predicted.

I don't know if the parade was any good though.

November 25, 2007 10:02 PM  

Anonymous I miss archie said:

Where is Archie Bunker?

November 25, 2007 10:08 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Of course the parade wasn't any good. Who the hell likes parades? People between the ages of 65 - 85 is my guess. Boring..

November 25, 2007 10:10 PM  

Anonymous moderator dogg said:

what was wrong with 10:17PM? Someone deleted it. not me.

November 25, 2007 10:30 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

thanks for the concise predictions, zuma.

The papers have all been saying the low-end like Target/ Wal Mart, even drug stores, may take business away from those who'd get dept. store items instead. So guess you read that. And that the very top is safe, like those disgusting $3,000 Fendi fake fur bags that look like drenched doggs. What else?

November 25, 2007 10:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I'm very disappointed in Zuma Dogg. He never finished singing the Whitney Houston song. Please, ZD, tape it again, all the way through to the end.

November 25, 2007 10:51 PM  

Anonymous zuma dogg said:


OMG! You think I can maintain that pitch for the whole song??? Hell naw! My vocal chords turn into a pumpkin after about 8-10 seconds on that one!

November 25, 2007 11:12 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

GLW (corning), y'all...on the way up!
If I had $1000 to invest, I would go with that and wait till earnings come out!!! And looks like LPL is still ready to move. today will be about retail stocks moving up.

November 26, 2007 5:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Better state if you own any stocks you recommend or you could get sued!!!

And, lose the house, er, make that the van.

November 26, 2007 5:31 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:


Thanks! If I happen to find a pile of money and buy some stocks, I'll let you know. First one I would buy is GLW. Also wish I had LG/Phillips (LPL). I mean, I assume I wouldn't find enough to buy apple, google, research in , china mobile and other higher-priced, high-performers. and, no...i don't own any, y'all...isn't that sad.

there are LOTS of good stocks...i don't catch them all...i'm not out there scanning the market for winners...certain ones catch my attention in areas i am interested in.

haven't mentioned it, but based on my "politcal activism" or whatever you call the past year at city hall, i think health care and clean energy is good, because i see the government pushing those sectors to the public, so THAT'S gonna happen.

there's a lot out there...but i think the ones i mention will do well in the short term and are most likely to withstand any overall market "dips" in the long run.

November 26, 2007 7:19 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

As comical as his rantings in stocks are, they are much more palatable than the stupid shit he says in Council, BOS or LAUSD.

And the lack of sing-song, off-key wanna be rapper stuff is a relief.

Keep it up, dum-dum. At least you are harmless here.

November 26, 2007 4:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

By the way, has anyone noticed the meandering loss of focus on government that has occurred here?

This is classic ADD exhibited.

He lack of siccess in the city, county and LAUSD has made him lose interest; now he will conquer the stock market, what's next?

We can only hope it takes him (and his stinky van) a long way from here.

What a loser.

November 26, 2007 5:38 PM  

Anonymous zuma's press deputy said:


I really hope you are getting paid for all the time you spend thinking and blogging about me. otherwise...it's really, really sad.

I mean really...you sure do go to a lot of effort to make no point at all. you don't know why i am now paying attention to the markets. about a year and a half ago, my friends had no idea why i was paying attention to city hall politics.

i love how you play mind games with yourself over me. WOW, have I conquered your soul, or what?

November 26, 2007 7:40 PM  

Anonymous frederic zinder said:

You bozos who attack Zuma are the same clowns who would try to arrest a fire truck siren for disturbing the peace.

I've got a river bridge I might be able to buy - not the Brooklyn Bridge, but one in Wisconsin. It might be a good one to put across the L.A. River, and maybe call it the L.A. Villar Bridge. It's a little rickety, almost twice his age, and the purchase price is pretty low ($1.00). Getting it here would be tricky, but we can always leave it to Villar to pull a fast one and actually get it here to L.A.

November 26, 2007 11:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

That shady little Midget Mexican Mechista mayor is hornswoggling us again. He wants our flags a half mast.

Have you ever heard anything shadier? While we lower the flags, he will pick our pockets, screw our wives and steal all our food and cars.

And why? Just to give all our stuff to Mirthala.

Let's recall the Midget Mexican Mechista Mayor NOW!!!

ZD for Mayor! Andy Kaufman for Controller.

Off with their heads!!!!

November 27, 2007 4:18 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Screw that; ZD for SEC Commissioner and Andy for NYSE Chairman.

Nah, SEC isn't big enough, ZD for Chairman of the Fed.

He's make Bernake and Greenspan look like dum-dums.

November 27, 2007 6:43 AM  

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