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Monday, April 17, 2006

Where's Antonio?

He's busy getting ready for his "State of the City" speech Tuesday evening, but the Mayor will get out of City Hall to speak at a reception in honor of Gloria Jeff, the new general manager of the city's Transportation Department.

For those of you who have been asking the Mayor to come clean your toilets, well he wasn't doing that this weekend, but he was at a homeless shelter washing people's feet for Easter. This has become a common activity lately, based on Biblical stories of washing the feet of the poor. However, we don't think that Jesus used rubber gloves, and in fact, the Bible tells of how after washing some leper's feet, Mary Magdalene dried them with her long hair.


Blogger dgarzila said:

Jesus also told his diciples that they would do greater things than they saw Jesus doing.

Aparently we have come a long way and understand that good hygiene is very important when doing these deeds. You don't want to give someone you helped your germs or vice versa.

So we heal with surgery , medications, and I would hope your surgeon or doctor uses gloves and washes their hands before they do anything to you.

I would hope Antonio didn't dry the feet with his hair.

April 16, 2006 10:04 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Have you found a job yet Garza?

April 16, 2006 10:31 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Did Antonio wash your dick?

April 16, 2006 10:31 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

your sick

April 16, 2006 11:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

AV,Deliver us from evil, Amen.

Oh, wait, Mayor is a secular office. Maybe he's running for Pope.

April 17, 2006 9:54 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

He washed people's feet last week. Saturday he was in a photo next to Mahony blessing the animals at Olvera Street. Sunday he spoke at the sunrise service at the Bowl. What's up??

April 17, 2006 11:30 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

What's up?

Easter week, heathen!

April 17, 2006 11:57 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Speaking of heathen, what Bible do you own, Mayor Sam, the Gospel according to Saint Yorty?

MM dried leper's feet with hair, after Jesus washed them -- WRONG, wrong, wrong.

Stick to misquoting current news accounts, your bible stories are for shit. AND, it's not THAT hard to even look up.


April 17, 2006 12:01 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Now that's a story Antonio can get behind. He's got plenty of "Mary Magdalenes" and similar "workers" hanging in the closets of his sordid past.

April 17, 2006 12:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Antonio would do ANYthing in trying to WIN a public office. Even if comes down to....... He gave himself COLA before the people HE repesents. He makes PROMISSES not to keep. Have any doubts? Look at past years events and his statments. Reality will SHINE.

April 17, 2006 1:08 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

1:08 p.m.

Maybe you can benefit from the Mayor's education plan. Because your penmanship is terrible. I understand writing for the web is different, but please make some sense when trying to make a point. Otherwise, you sound like a LAUSD dropout.

April 17, 2006 2:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mary wiped Jesus' feet with her hair, not the leper. But who cares. No one would touch garzilla's or antonio's feet

April 17, 2006 3:03 PM  

Blogger Archie Bunker said:

Do you know Antonio's urine cures Cancer?

It's true!

(Blows raspberries)

April 18, 2006 11:41 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jeepers am I the only not-a-Antonio fan that thought the image of our Mayor washing the feet of the poor was not the worst thing ever printed in a newspaper.
Everybody knows it was done for image but at least the image captured something we all should be about.
I mean what do you want George W in front of a flag excusing torture or the Mayor of our City washing the feet of the poor?

April 18, 2006 9:23 PM  

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