Mayor Sam's Morning Update
News reports are saying that Michael Jackson is not the biological father of his children he has claimed to father with his ex-wife, Debbie Rowe. Prince Michael and Paris Jackson are the byproducts of Rowe's eggs and an unknown donor's sperm, she tells reporters. Wow.
Mayor V is in Massachusetts today, scheduled to speak to new mayors from other US cities and students and faculty from the John F. Kennedy School's Institute of Politics at Harvard University.
An organization calling themselves Kwanza People of Color is staging a parade and guess who their grand marshall will be? No, not Antonio Villaraigosa, but none other than convicted murderer Stanley "Tookie" Williams, whose appointment with lethal injection is rapidly approaching. Of course, Tookie won't be able to be at the parade "in person" but in spirit (especially if he fails to get Governor Schwarzenegger to grant him clemency).