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Monday, December 26, 2016

Nominations for the 2017 Mayor Sam Blog Political Ass Clown Awards

We PROUDLY present the Nominations (GALORE) for the 2017 Edition of the Mayor Sam Blog Political Ass Clown Awards.
Our Ass Clown Models Trio of Huizzy, Herman and a certain Bureau of Sanitation Project Manager (aka. "Bigfoot").
The Discombobulation of the Main Stream Media on Full Display. 
** Blogger's Notes: A GREAT,day after Christmas to our cyber audience as its time to convene again our yearly conclave (at an undisclosed Safe Space) of the Mayor Sam Blog Political Ass Clown Awards Committee. Unlike the purveyors of "Fake News (ie. LA Times/Observed, CNN, MSNBC, The Weedleaf of Record ....., and not forgetting the Brian Hews/Los Chacon News)", our panel of judges is made up of ordinary, tax-paying, American Citizens, currently maroon within the aspiring Nation-State of "Cubafornia on the Pacific". We should note in acknowledging the increase sensitivity (or mental melting of an indoctrinated, Cubafornia Demographic Group)  after November's Elections, that we will exercise discretion, NAUGHT, in dispensing with our annual endeavor of bestowing (dis)honors on the Payasos y Payasas of the One Party-ruling Political Machine. Below are our list of nominations for 2017, with awards being disclosed a week from today (January 2)-----Scott Johnson. 
Nominations for the 2017 Mayor Sam Blog Political Ass Clown Awards:
The Cheating, Democratic National Committee.
The Exclusive, Democratic Cubafornianista Super Delegates.
Cyber-trolling Hackers (not from Russia).
A Meekly, California Republican Establishment Party (and its Consultant Class).
The Cubafornianista Super Majority in Sacrahavana.
El Gobernador Geraldo "Moonbeam II" Brown.
Cubafornianista State Senate Presidente Pro Tempore Kevin De Leon the First.
Cubafornianista State Assembly Junta Speaker Anthony Rendon.
Cubafornia Indoctrinating Education System.
The Old Gray Fake News of Record on Spring Street (aka. LA Times)..
The Main, Fake Stream of Propaganda Media as fronted by the "Clinton News Network (CNN)".
Perishing SNOWFLAKES!!
Who is the political reincarnated, Cubafornia Gubernatorial Candidate Antonio Villargovea??
The Northeast San Fernando Valley Democratic Machine.\
RACIST Rosemary Jenkins.
Former CD 7 City Clowncilman Felipe "Pollo Fuentes".
Cubafornianista Secretary of State Alex Padilla.
Cubafornianista Electoral College Delegate Nury Martinez.
Cubafornia Gulag/Prison Reform via AB 109, Prop 47 and Prop 57.
Cubafornia Pension Reform (HAHAHAHAHA!!).
Legalization of Pot.
Cubafornia Sale (or lack) of Pollution Credits.
The Montebello Calderon Political Crime Family.
The Montebello/Commerce (with Carpetbag) Chacon Political Crime Family.
The Calderon/Chacon/Robles Crony Leeches of the Central Basin Water District.
The Purveyor of Public-financed, Paid to Smear Fake Journalism Brian Hews.
The Brian Hews/Los Chacon News.
The Los Angeles County District Attorney Jackie Lacey (Indictment/Conviction-lacking) Office of Public Integrity.
Miscarriage of Justice for Bell Gardens Mayor/City Councilman Daniel Crespo.
The NOW LA County Gang of Five Politburo. 
The STILL LA City Clowncil Central Committee.
Illegal Campaign-financed, now LA County Gang of Five Politburo Member BABS Hahn.
LA County Minister of Propaganda Zelda Goebbel.
University of Scandalous Conduct Biotech Corridor-enabler Hilda Solis.
Not forgetting the Reigning, City Hall Strongman/Bully Boss D'Arcy Rizzo.
LAPD Chief/Strongman Charlie Beck ....., and his (Friend Ruby's) Media Relationships Department.
Hollenbeck CPAB just because ...........
LA White Nazi Street Gang (where??) Expert (and AB-109 Co-author) City Attorney Mike Feuer. 
The former Average Joe (now mega Development $$$$ recipient) of CD-15.
The current, benevolent CD-7 Overseer ............, and City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herman "Mini Amin" Wesson.
The Homeless Emergency.
Say ........, hey, does anyone remember Kevin James?
Does anyone remember DWP Reform? Oh never mind, its Election time.
The Resignation of Miguel Santana.
Has City Controller Ron Galperin ever follow through on his PROMISE to audit the CD-14 Central Los Angeles Refuge Transfer Station (CLARTS) Amenities Fund.
HAS ANYONE SEEN BIGFOOT ....., or husband Marco??
........., but many in CD-14 received an anonymous MAILER regarding "Bigfoot's" former Boss and Friends, regarding a Downtown LA Development.
The Political Devolution of the former "One Bill Gil" .........into now embattled, CD 1 City Clowncilman Broken Deal Cedillo.
........., and finally remembering a Rhodes Scholar, turned Mayor Eric "Gar-SOFT-ee".
Showing compassion, with baskets for the Homeless, thanking Ex. Cons for their "Service" and allocating funding for the Undocumented Legal Costs  ......, while ignoring the City of LA's growing Pension Obligations



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