Friday's Bloggin Eighties Dedications for the Afflicted within LA's Political Establishment

Its a TGIF Time for Bloggin Video Dedications for some of the Afflicted Members of the Los Angeles Political Establishment, featuring the likes of Congressman Tony Cardenas, Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia, a USC Gynecologist, State Senator Kevin Alexander (de or of) Leon .........., and his anointed successor Maria Elena Durazo. 

** Blogger's Notes: Great Friday-before, the start of Political Summer 2018, where observers on the Left Coast of Cubafornia (on the Pacific), wait in anticipation of an hyped Blue Wave, but may instead be witness to a June (and November-repeating) Red Tide (more on that looming reality later). But in the interim, we want to bless this latest TGIF moment with some video musical dedications to the afflicted few within the Los Angeles Political Establishment as they face their "Election Day of Reckoning" ....... or in the case of an Ex. "University of Scandalous Conduct (aka USC)" Gynecologist, become the latest reason for the Termination of President Max Nikias----Scott Johnson.

Congressman Tony Cardenas: The top-ranking Politico of the Northeast San Fernando Valley Democratic Machine Congressman Tony Cardenas, is the latest Machine Member with a issue ......, and its SERIOUS. With a Judge allowing the naming of the former CD-6 City Councilman as the defendant in an alleged 2007 Sexual Assault of a then teenage girl, Congressman Cardenas, joins former Assemblyman Raul Bocanegra and Husband of current CD-6 City Councilwoman Nury Martinez Gerry Guzman, as the latest Bad Boy (with underage cravings?), within the NSFV Machine (allegedly). 

Oingo Boingo: "Little Girls"

Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia: The reigning Queen of the Sacramento #MeToo Movement dodged the Spinning Bottle of Blame (allegedly). Assemblywoman Garcia can find momentary relief via the results of an Assembly Investigation that found "unsubstantiated", the allegation that she grouped a former Male Staff Member of Assemblyman Ian Calderon. That stated, the embattled officeholder was held accountable for her explicit, vulgar language in the workplace. We should note for the record, that the previously HOMOPHOBIC comments targeting Assemblywoman Garcia by challenger Commerce City Councilman Ivan Altamirano Donor Mario Betran, apparently were false.

Berlin: "Sex (I'm a Assemblywoman)"

USC Gynecologist George Tyndall: This creepy perv is being given his 15 Seconds (and no more) of bloggin exposure ........., thanks again to another University of Scandalous Conduct (aka USC) President Max Nikias administrated COVER UP, and rare LA Times Act of Journalism. Communities surrounding USC's Main and Health Science Campus, would be well-serve in restricting cooperation/collaborations with President Nikias Administration .........., until after his overdue Termination.   

David Bowie: "China Girl"

Former Unlawful State Senate Presiding Officer Kevin Alexander (de or of) Leon: With gratitude extended to the United States Supreme Court, this blogger wants to place a Political Sports Bet that the former Logan Beach Native, may become the MOST prominent Democratic Victim of a looming Red Tide on June 5. Despite the support of Billionaire Green/Leftist Tom Steyer, the former roommate of State Senator Tony "Tonto" Mendoza, needs more familia to "register as voters (via a discreet picnic table at MacArthur Park)". 

Phil Collins: "Illegal Alien"

State Senator (Anointed) Maria Elena Durazo: With sincere apologies to challenger Peter Choi, Northeast LA's next ANOINTED State Senator will be Maria Elena Durazo (with cooperation from LA County Labor Federation President Rusty Hicks). Democracy is the obvious casualty of yet another Backroom Anointment of Political Representation. Thus, we can only dream of what could of been if not for Term Limits ........, and choices in Men. 

Patti Smith: "G-L-O-R-I-A!!".