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Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Brown Wins!


Governor Jerry Brown, my kid Hunter, and assorted liberals

The State that proved it could not be bought is now to be led by a favorite son; please welcome our once and future governor, Edmund Gerald Brown, Jr!

Almost forgot; Boxer exports Fiorina, welcome back Senator!

This just in: Holy slot machine!
Harry Reid beats Sharon Angle
Huge loss for the goobers and their teabagger extremists!

Margaritas on me!

Updates: 11:25pm, After spending $160,000,000.00 of her own money, Meg Whitman is refusing to concede. Duh, what billionaire would?
-(11:35pm) Now Carly is crossing her arms and doing the same. 
Have a nice long night ladies!

Update: 11:38pm, Meg Whitman concedes.
Update: Wednesday, Carly Fiorina finally throws in the towel.

Update:  LA Times Election Results

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51 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Huh, the polls closed 8 pm. Could they really collect and count that fast?

God help us, Gov. Moombeam is back.
Hang on to your Prop 13 with all your might!He will be using the money to put a man on the moon or turn Ca. into a seperate country.

November 02, 2010 9:27 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

No surprise there.

But chew on this Joe:

JAN BREWER, EASILY RE-ELECTED IN ARIZONA.

November 02, 2010 9:28 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe-

If Harry Reid DOES win tonight, should the Senate Dems keep him as majority speaker?

Or do you think they should switch to Chuck Schumer?

November 02, 2010 9:30 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Looks like Higby voted for all the losers. Birds of a feather......

November 02, 2010 9:30 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Looks like the Republicans have cornered the market on high profile ethnic wins with Nikki Haley in South Carolina and Marco Rubio in Florida.

The big news about the Rubio win is that in a three way race, he landed 51%, which is unheard of.

Rubio is anti-choice, which is the only reason I don't like him. But I suspect that with the exploding Latino population in the US, he will make a viable presidential canidate in 6 years.

November 02, 2010 9:32 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

9:27pm, Joe just needs something to cling to. Let him have it. "Noone" is calling the election yet, but Brown will ultimately win.

Let Joe have the California wins; the man needs his blankie to cling to too.

November 02, 2010 9:33 PM  

Blogger Joe B. said:

Thanks to everyone for putting up with my polling data! It looks like it played out accurate this time!

November 02, 2010 9:33 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ha ha ha ha! Jan Brewer wins!

Yeaaay!

November 02, 2010 9:33 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe, you mean accurateLY, not accurate, genius.

I believe you also stated that Kamala would win, and she's getting smoked so far.

November 02, 2010 9:34 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

They just called it for Harry Reid!!!!! Fuck you Sharon Angle!

November 02, 2010 9:37 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey 9:37am,

They just called the WHOLE ENTIRE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES for the Republicans.

218 and counting.

So fuck YOU! ha ha ha ha ha!

Check mate, mate!

November 02, 2010 9:41 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Oh Joy!

I can't wait for California to start looking like the mid 1970s again!

In a way, I feel bad for old Jerry. He's going to have to preside over the State's bankruptcy.

November 02, 2010 9:42 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I don't know why anyone is crowing about jerry brown.

The big "get" tonight is the control of the House.

But if there's a second best prize, it's the governorships, because all of the redistricting in advance of 2012 will now be heavily controlled by the Republican governors.

To ignore this is to be foolish. These are both very, very bad for Obama.

Ridicule it all you want. It's the truth.

November 02, 2010 9:50 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Nice work Joe B! You put up with the dum dums and were proved right!

November 02, 2010 9:51 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ha ha ha, Obama just called Nancy Pelosi to thank her for her work.

And to wish her well when she resigns. Old Nancy ain't gonna be a minority leader.

November 02, 2010 9:52 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

9:50pm is absolutely right.

The Governors, now dominated by the Republicans, control Congressional redistricting.

November 02, 2010 9:52 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

lol 9:41

November 02, 2010 9:53 PM  

Blogger Joe B. said:

What happened to the bloodbath?

November 02, 2010 10:01 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

To add something that a commenter said about the Republicans making huge inroads with ethnic candidates, you left one out.

Yes, Florida now has the future star Marco Rubio as Senator.

Yes, South Carolina has Indian Nikki Haley.

But the R-E-P-U-B-L-I-C-A-N-S now have the nation's first female Latina Governor, in New Mexico.

When it comes to ethnic minorities, this was a landmark day for Republicans, odd as that may seem to some of you.

November 02, 2010 10:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe, this WAS a bloodbath.

No party has won anywhere NEAR 60 seats in the House in a mid-term in more than 60 years.

It's purely childish to suggest otherwise.

Moreover, while the Dems kept the Senate, they only have a few point lead.


You know all the crap you've taken lately about being childish in your posts? Try not to live down to it. It only suggests that you don't understand.

November 02, 2010 10:15 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe-when a House Speaker loses his or her seat, it's a hugely rare occasion (i.e. a blood bath).

Tip O'Neill never lost his Speakership. His lasted Decades. Nancy's lasted six years.

November 02, 2010 10:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

It doesn't matter a lick how much any candidate won by. What matters is who won, and who controls both houses.

November 02, 2010 10:17 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Its not over yet.

November 02, 2010 10:18 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jeez, Joe B. Reading your excuses is like watching a child lie. You've obviously never been gracious in defeat. The Dems lost the house by a huge number. Be gracious and admit what everyone else already knows. Obama was an experiment that failed miserably, since he had 100% control. Today was a commentary on the last two years. Even the Senate lead for the Democrats has whittled away.

Come Wednesday morning, it's obvious who has the momentum. It'll be interesting to see if Obama continues to be defiant.

What I really found funny is that Pelosi INSISTED that the Dems would maintain the House. Sad.

November 02, 2010 10:19 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

who cares if it's a blood bath. the only thing that matters is who is in control, thankfully.

November 02, 2010 10:19 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe,

A baseball game won 1-0 gives you the same number of wins as a 5-0 game and a 15-0 game.

That's about as simple a way I can explain it to you. Wins are wins, and they're the only thing that count.

Close doesn't count and it won't pay the mortgage.

November 02, 2010 10:20 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

JUAN WILLIAMS ON FOX NEWS A MINUTE AGO:

"IT HAS BEEN A TIDAL WAVE OF CHANGE. THIS IS SUBSTANTIAL."

Case closed.

November 02, 2010 10:22 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hello Joe,

Congratulations on your predictions. Tell Higby and others to stick to coloring with crayons and leave the adult political world to grown ups who know what they are talking about.

November 02, 2010 10:23 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

OMG, Obama is leaving for a 10 day vacation tomorrow!

Wow, he is running for cover! You go, Hussein! Say hello to Al Qaeda for us!

November 02, 2010 10:23 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe, you are so happy and are buying margaritas for all. Do you really think your life is going to change for the better in one bit, in any way, as a result? Go celebrate. You're a winner. You're life will be sheer magic. The only people who should be celebrating are the ones who were elected or re-election, dum dum. You are merely their puppet-pawn. Hope you had fun.

November 02, 2010 10:35 PM  

Blogger Michael Higby said:

Nancy Pelosi is still saying the Democrats will control the House and she will be Speaker. Joe is saying Nancy will do just fine.

November 02, 2010 10:37 PM  

Blogger Joe B. said:

Whitman is refusing to concede! I wouldn't either if I'd just blown $160,000,000.00 of my own money!

November 02, 2010 10:48 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

OK Joe....its all on you guys now, you wanted it...you got it......I predict if Brown does not turn CA around in a year...he WILL BE RE-CALLED in disgrace. Good luck...you will need it!!!!

November 02, 2010 11:11 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

9:33 Joe......be careful what you wish for.....because you got it now!!!!

November 02, 2010 11:12 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe @ 10:48.....Would you concede after only 27% of the votes have been counted?????

BTW....Boxer is still tied with Fiorina.....and they called it for Boxer.....fools!!!

November 02, 2010 11:20 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe is too childish to write about it, but KARL ROVE was absolutely correct about Delaware.

He said nominating Christine O'Donnell was a mistake because it knocked out Mike Cassell, a shoe-in to keep his Senatorial seat.

I gather that Joe B. doesn't really understand politics. Even if you don't like him, Karl Rove understands politics inside and out.

November 03, 2010 12:16 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Remarkable:

There are now 53 more Republican Congressmen than Democrats.

I know Joe can't handle the fact that this was a blowout, so I'll just quote Forbes Magazine:

"Republicans Win Big. First Order Of Business: Taxes"

http://blogs.forbes.com/brianwingfield/2010/11/03/republicans-win-big-first-order-of-business-taxes/?boxes=financechannelforbes

November 03, 2010 12:23 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Another thing that Joe will never tell you is that he is FREAKED OUT by the fact that Obama's old Senate seat is NOW IN THE HANDS OF A REPUBLICAN!

In other words, the people who once voted Obama into the Senate now voted in a Republican.

Obama is the next to go. 2 years and counting, and without a Congress to rubber stamp him. Death for B. Hussein Obamacare.

November 03, 2010 12:29 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe childishly wondered where the blowout was, as if that mattered. Well here is what THE WALL STREET JOURNAL HAS ON ITS FRONT PAGE HEADLINE:

"GOP Tide Claims House; Reid, Democrats Hold Senate

Voters dealt a stiff rebuke to Obama and the Democratic Party, in a HISTORIC WAVE that swept the GOP to power in most levels of government and corners of the country."

SORRY JOE, BUT THE WALL STREET JOURNAL KNOWS A THING OR TWO THAT YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T COMPREHEND.

November 03, 2010 12:35 AM  

Anonymous Kim Thompson said:

Oh don't go asking God for help. He's obviously the one who gave you Jerry Brown. You know why teabaggers? Because he loves gays.

And you may as well get used to Governor Brown bragging about his moonbeam moniker. I would if I were him. People say that like it's a bad thing!

November 03, 2010 12:39 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

OK...I'm done with CA...DONE!!!!!! The MORONS of this state voted a full democratic ticket all the way down...IDIOTS!!!!! Who is going to pay the bill MORONS!!!!!!!!! State employees?????????????? AS soon as wifey retires I AM GONE!!!!!!!! I have HAD IT!!!!! I will not live in a state populated by STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO IN THE HELL IS GOING TO PAY THE TAXES IDIOTS????????? There will be NO BUSINESS left in CA.....Are you all going to work at Mickey D's, or 7-11???????? This will be Tijuana north...a giant SHIT HOLE!!!!!! MORONS....I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!!!!!!!!!!

November 03, 2010 12:41 AM  

Anonymous Kim Thompson said:

I think the whole night played out the way most of us expected it to.

I'm sure there's a positive spin on the Republicans getting the House. In fact, didn't Obama mention that on the Daily Show?

November 03, 2010 12:44 AM  

Anonymous Dem Dem said:

Congrats Reps on your national wins

But the wave stops in CA DEMs control every statewide seat and may have not lost any seats.

We held CD47 Sanchez!!!! Now who stinks Van!

Dems even won the AG

Lets see Prop 23, Texas dont mess with CA!

November 03, 2010 7:28 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

12:41 please go thats 1 less

November 03, 2010 7:30 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Kamala Harris is beating Steve Cooley! They're still counting. I know one pompous candidate for cd4 that is shaking like a leaf!

November 03, 2010 7:56 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Joe B is so wet over Jerry Brown he didn't even notice the Republicans took the House, most of the governorships and Obama's old Senate seat. Seriously that's a hit in your ass that Obama's own state told him to go to hell.

November 03, 2010 8:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I don't think Joe even knows that Nancy Pelosi is no longer speaker.

November 03, 2010 8:01 AM  

Blogger Joe B. said:

I see blue people!

November 03, 2010 8:29 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Kristi Noem is SMOKING HOT!!!

November 03, 2010 8:49 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Obama has a big hangover this morning.

The most important thing, after losing the House of Reps, is that there are now VASTLY more Republican GOVERNORS in the U.S., and that means a major advantage for Congress to do the redistricting that will heavily impact the 2012 election.

Sorry Baracko!

November 03, 2010 9:06 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jeez, Joe B., don't you have better things to spend your money on than buying margaritas for WHO? A bunch of anonymous dum-dums?

November 03, 2010 10:55 AM  

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