Union Rules & Hookers
'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't..'
'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'
'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. 'We observe all union rules.'
The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'
'That's more like it!' the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde .
'I'd like her,' he said.
'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'
(For those of you who happen to be dum-dums, this is comedy, it didn't really happen. Well as far as I know.)
Posted by Michael Higby @ 5/07/2009 12:42:00 PM
25 Comments:
Michael, your blog is sucking lately with this kind of stuff. Why don't you try looking at the Daily News (Antonio/Magic on the front page today---haven't we seen that foto for five years now) or the Comment section (two out-of-towners flub issues that local talent could have knocked out of the park)? If I were you, I'd start reading newspapers again.
MS, You are a truly evil man.
(heh)
HEY FATSO, WHY DON'T YOU CREATE SOME COMMENTS AGAIN SO PEOPLE WILL THINK THAT THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE OUT THERE READING THIS. HOW ABOUT A FEW "HEY PHIL, GREAT PERSPECTIVE!"
THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE MANUFACTURED COMMENTS. HAVE A GREAT DAY SWEATING IT OUT IN THE HEAT YOU PERSPIRING FAT ASS!
Right on Joseph Mailander!
I soon expect Michael to start manufacturing the comments he always makes in order to "spark" a conversation. Between the old photos, ancient jokes and fake comments, you, Zuma Dogg and the others are much more relevant. Thanks for your bravity for saying so under your own sign in. Higby will probably try to pounce on you for pointing out what most of us think.
very old joke.
Now we have Joespeh Maillander outing himself as the anonymousa calling out Mayor Sam.
Villaraigosa appointee resigns amid kickback probe
12:10 PM | May 7, 2009
One of Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa's appointees to a city pension board resigned today, one month after receiving a letter from the Securities and Exchange Commission, the mayor's office said today.
Sean Harrigan, who had served on the Los Angeles Fire and Police Pensions board, was asked in the letter to identify any income he had received from companies doing business with his agency. Board member Elliott Broidy had received a similar letter.
The SEC has been investigating allegations of kickbacks at the New York state pension fund. The SEC had asked both board members about their communications with three firms under scrutiny in that probe.
ZUMA CALLED THIS
zuma didn't call crap until it was ALREADY done.
calling something after it's already news isn't calling anything, idiot.
2:05 PM = Don Quixote
CRAWL BACK IN YOUR HOLE YOU RACIST OLD CHOLO
NEW ZOOMA DOGG THREATS!
I CALLED IT! DO I WIN A PRIZE?
I ALSO CALL IT EXTORTION!
FROM ZOOMA'S BLOG:
And it's basically COMPLETELY over for all Zuma Dogg activist activities. No more council meetings unless I have more than $20 in my pocket that day, so FORGET the council meetings, but at least my blogging went up, but the plug was pulled on that since my laptop doesn't work and I am DONE trying to be an activist on 2 hours of public library time a day. I almost slept in a bed last night, but when that fell through seconds from hitting the mattress, I TAKE THAT AS A VERY CLEAR SIGN. When I have a computer and some support to continue what I am doing, beyond the same five people who slip me $20s, I'll pick it back up. Today, I'll be sitting in the park during the day, and laying on the sidewalk at night. It's been a BLAST the past three years, even but it's really unraveled fast and hard recently, even more than ever. And I'm just hoping I don't suffer from health issues today on the street today. I'm stuck. I'm very stuck. And if you thnk I can do anything but fall further in the wrong direction when it's 9am, and I'm dizzy and sleep deprived, YOU ARE DUMB AND YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR BIG, DUMB-IDEAS, MOUTH SHUT! And remember, IF YOU NEED TO REACH ME, YOU MUST CALL...YOU CANNOT COUNT ON ME CHECKING EMAILS! (But tomorrow, I will check my email account and there will be emails from people saying, "Hey Zuma, I sent you an email after reading this blog post, and you didn't reply.)
Boring comments.
if they are boring comments, Mike, why don't you manufacture some as the person above says you do?
someone calling you a perspiring fat ass is hysterical. so let us decide what is boring and what is not.
these are not boring. they are relaly funnay.
So I'm publishing your comments just so folks can see what a dumbass you are.
This person sits on Mayor Sam 24/7 with some resentment against me, Zuma and a few others.
Obviously the person doesn't have a job.
That might help you figure it out.
Yeah, not counting Maleander and Petra, right, dumbass? It's just us who are commenting about your stale jokes
Scroll up dumbass.
Higby why are you surprised? You play with Malelander, Valley Dip, JolliBee, Zooma, Wacky Walter, Ron Kaye and Alger.
if you lay w dogs you get fleas
perfectly stated 402
mayor sam, how much money have you given to your boy zuma dogg to fight his hunger pangs?
it seems like you used the man like the retard that he is for the purpose of driving up your hits, but now that he is worse off than ever, you aren't letting him share in the fruits of his labor.
why aren't you helping him? it's bad enough that the man you thought could be mayor is in need of help waiting for the dew to dry off of the lawn at city hall. the very least you can do is throw the man a sandwich.
what exactly did you endorse the man for again? he can't take care of himself, let alone a city. so it must have been either an insincere endorsement, or your judge ment is seriously off kilter.
which is it?
This is easy to figure out.
Higby got caught looking at porn/hooker sites by someone at work, and he had to real quick say: "no, really this is research for my blog -- check back on it in an hour and you'll see where the picture went."
Joe,
I thought it was a pretty funny joke and I'm a union girl.
Lighten up. You aren't acting like yourself.
You must admit, there are other worst things on this blog than that. Things that have zero relevance on our local politics..
very old joke.
May 07, 2009 2:16 PM
Very, Very, old joke.......
I agree with 6:46.
Lighten up, union people, it was just a joke!
.....and I thought we were discussing Gil Cedillo's past, rumored use of the SEIU 660 credit card.
JM no one cares if Villar goes to mass. And Roderick isn't going to cover you even in your dreams. Your posts read like anti semitism, regardless of how you mean them. Go back to your useless blog that no body reads and fester like the mold you are, you irreleveant stupid ass.
Although I did tell Joe to lighten up, I do read his blog and I would never, ever say anything repugnant like,
"And Roderick isn't going to cover you even in your dreams. Your posts read like anti semitism, regardless of how you mean them. Go back to your useless blog that no body reads and fester like the mold you are, you irreleveant stupid ass."
Damn, I love you Joe. I just meant lighten up over the union joke. This raging asshole who is name calling is over the top.
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