Why I'm Voting Democrat
Stolen from an anonymous friend...
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?
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Posted by Michael Higby @ 9/23/2008 02:15:00 PM
28 Comments:
Ditto
Thankfully we have people like Sarah Palin and the NRA fighting to ensure the rights of everyone to arm ourselves to the teeth.
We'll justify it by saying it's necessary to protect oursevles when the Islamic terrorists come streaming across the borders.
From the Sarasota Herald Tribune, 9-15-08:
"Palin opposes abortion even in cases of rape and incest, supports the Iraq war and opposes a ban on semi-automatic weapons."
NORRISTOWN, Pa. (Associated Press) -- A woman admitted she helped her troubled, bullied 14-year-old son build a weapons cache by buying a rifle and gunpowder, but investigators still don't know if she was aware her son was planning a deadly school attack.
Michele Cossey, 46, pleaded guilty Tuesday in Montgomery County Court to one count of child endangerment. She admitted that she gave her son access to a rifle with a laser scope and gunpowder, which investigators said he was using to build grenades.
Read about the adventures of the fake Sarah Palin, who you may end up liking better.
She seems better qualified.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/09/22/2008-09-22_fake_sarah_palin_earns_a_real_new_york_w.html
Maybe Sarah Palin is qualified to be a politician. Here a close personal friend of Palin's and a past political mentor describing how, once in office, she became mean-spirited and would trample over friends to get what she wanted.
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/09/23/palin/print.html
higby, why dont you question your own party the way you question every single thing that comes out of city hall? how is it that you can be so "investigative" with local politics but when it comes to national stuff you tow the party line to a degree that makes you look ridiculous. You really think dems want to take guns away so we cant protect ourselves? do you really believe this crap? if you do, i have lost ALL respect for you and I can tell you that I'm no democrat. It really is said to see how relentlessly you tow the republican talking points. its worse than rush or even newt. get a hold of yourself and start questioning things like you used to.
I am voting Republican because I just need to look at what a wondeful job Republican George Bush has done over the last 8 years, and the really good news is just coming into light NOW. !!!! hoody-hoo
George Bush has done a great job of killing the Al-Qaeda in Iraq, and the Iraq government and it's people love us. Just look at all the money we are saving from the oil Iraq is giving us. hoody-hoo We are earning billions by being in Iraq!! hoody-hoo
And now the people of Pakistan are also ready to show us the love, the republicasn have done a marvelous job of finding us new friends in Pakistan!!!! hoody-hoo
I love the way republicans are saving me money, by giving $800 billion to Wall Street "free-market" companies. I hope the CEO of the free-market companies give themselves another bonus as soon a the government checks arrive!!! hoody hoo
I'm am glad I to be among the millions more unemployed, I have lots of free time, in this free-market econony!! hoody-hoo
Palin is a hottie republicans and Higby is brilliant did I say Palin is a babe, VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!!!!
Eff off.
Your children and their children's children will be paying for the debt run up by this administration.
You want more of that??
It seems like there is someone everywhere with a camcorder. Here's the phone call that McCain made to ask Palin to be his running mate.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/johnmccainvideos/youtube/mccainpalincall.htm
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I'll accept the taxpayer bailout of big business, but I want some high-profile effin Republicans to go to jail.
And Bush and Cheney should be prosecuted under RICO.
The posters here have been infected with the new virus, "PDS", Palin Derangement Syndrome. Happens when a woman, a Black or a Jew does not fully adopt the approved leftist value system and has the "audacity" to stray from world of the thought planation. The first symptom is the inability to think clearly and "feelings" not "results" become the basis of policies.
Hey Higby! What's happened. Your numbers have dropped. Could it be cause "someone" ain't here.
I'm sure many have noticed.
That must be Zuma Dogg bitchin that he's not on the blog. Go beg for money at Starbucks Elliott!
Maybe Joe MailHandler too.
I can't remember the last time Valley Dull posted on here. Whatever I'm enjoying it.
LUV Yuh
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I have $700, billion reasons to vote for republicans and Sarah Palin !!!!!
Let's save the millionaires who run Wall Street, give them more money and lower their taxes I will gladly let this republication administration spend my money!!!
Republicans please spend my $700 Billion to save Wall Street CEO jobs !!!!
Republicans please spend my $700 Billion to save Wall Street CEO jobs !!!!
Republicans please spend my $700 Billion to save Wall Street CEO jobs !!!!
Republicans please spend my $700 Billion to save Wall Street CEO jobs !!!!
5:14pm,
Back to old tricks: Post a comment saying the numbers are down cause a certain someone isn't here. Then post that it must be me complaining that i'm not with the blog.
You are SO pathetic. You post a comment, then answer your own comment. YOU DON'T CARE IF YOU ZD TO MAKE MAYOR SAM LOOK BAD, cause you are a sideline loser who hates ANY AND ALL SIDES. Go to the Howard Stern site. They like that stuff, loser.
FOR THE RECORD, AND I'M SURE MAYOR SAM CAN TELL...THIS IS MY FIRST POST ON THIS THREAD. And I did not post anything anonymously, you anonymous loser.
Hello 5:05pm,
Today, this blog received more than 1,000 unique site visitors. It will be interesting to see how this impacts that statistic. When I put up the Hotsheet this morning, the last four digits on the counter were 1115.
Now it's 2116.
Haikula
That's from Homeless Dave posting comments and reading his own comments cause noo ne reads his blog.
7:48, where's your blog? At least Zuma has a blog. What blog do you own, 7:48? Maybe you own i-am-an-anonymous-bash-everyone-who-disagrees-with-me.blogspot.com?
And no, I'm not Zuma Dogg... let's kill that rumor right now.
7:48 needs to get a life. Noone cares what he thinks about Zuma.
Here comes the "no one" "noone" guy. It's so sad. The repetitive patterns of ONE SINGLE INDIVIDUAL.
M.Beach Mongrel, mi amigo...please take nothing but satisfaction in the anono-loser, who really isn't even anonymous. (You just can't mention his name on the blog this blog or Higby gets harassed by anono-loser, but we all know who he is.)
He's been posting since day one against me. HE REALLY SEEMS TO BE TURNING THE PEOPLE AGAINST ME. Noone/no one seems to be paying attention. When I appear on TV 35, they all tune out cause of anono-loser's comment posting.
Homeless Dave stop posting comments no one will read. Better go beg money at starbucks or Higby will have to beg his readers to paypal your pathetic ass again.
Noone cares what Zuma thinks about.
Noone and the old don quixote have similar rhetoric, tired tough it may be. Can I get an Amen?
Please just stick to LA city politics. This is just embarrassing in its mediocrity and mind-numbing idiocy. The Republican and Democratic parties aren't what they once were, and you're just parroting old party lines that have lost their relevancy. I'll speak for myself and just say you're losing one reader.
Goodbye, Blaise.
Where IS Valley Doll? As an avid supporter, I'm starting to miss her now.
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