Riddle Me This One Batman: Stuart Smalley for Senator?
The same people who think it's some kind of joke that John McCain selected Sarah Palin as his running mate apparently have no issue electing Al Franken US Senator from Minnesota.
They won't need someone on Saturday Night Live to play Al. He was on that show for like 20 years!
Labels: al franken, sarah palin, stuart smalley
Posted by Michael Higby @ 9/30/2008 04:30:00 PM
14 Comments:
Use this URL to conduct your own automatic interview with Sarah Palin:
http://www.interviewpalin.com/
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Here are some odds on the VP debate.
Will Palin wear her hair down so she can use the wireless receiver? (3-1)
Will Biden make her cry? (5-1)
Will there be a GOP streaker? (10-1)
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Wondering if you really could see Russia from Alaska, CNN sent a reporter to find out.
The results:
1. You CAN see Russia from one point in Alaska. In reality, it's an island about 25 miles from the mainland.
2. The natives said Palin has never been there.
3. Many of the locals don't even know who Palin is. They don't have TV.
4. The mayor has heard of her, says it's interesting that he lives 2 miles from Russia but doesn't believe that this gives him any foreign policy experience.
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/30/you-can-see-russia-from-here/
OK, so McCain didn't know where Spain was or whether it was a friend or foe of the U.S., because like George Bush, you know, you're either with us or against us.
Here's a 34-second clip of McCain saying that we can't be dependent on oil from Hugo Chavez or "other parts" of the Middle East.
It's so horrible when you can't get your brain and mouth in sync.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0908/Hugo_of_Arabia.html
You don't have to be Joe Biden to see that a guy in a wheelchair can't "STAND UP" to "LET US HAVE A GOOD LOOK AT YOU!"
Of course Biden thinks Roosevelt ended the Depression by giving a speech .. on TV!!!
Was he just completely making that shit up? That's what I want - a guy who can really sling the BS and pretend like it's the hard facts!
Of course it's even better when you falsely accuse the opposition!
Read it here...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080926/ap_on_el_pr/biden_health_care_fact_check_3
or here...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080923/ap_on_el_pr/biden_mistaken_history_8
I can only imagine how this would be headline news if Palin had said anything as stupid as Biden! Oh the howls we would hear from the Dems!
Al Franken is brilliant, witty, ready to serve, and cannot see Russia from his back yard!
Go Al!
Franken will be lucky if he can explain away his tax cheat status.
Palin will be elected president unanimously before Franken is ever elected to anything.
I guess he is qualified to succeed a wrestler.
Michael, quick question, did your National Enquirer subscription run out? You should renew it asap!
Of course Sarah Plain has to do a much better job than Joe Biden.
The media will help cover up for anything Biden says that doesn't look presidential.
For example...
As he exited the hotel for his dinner break, Biden was asked “Senator, can we get your reaction to the House bill not passing?”
Biden interrupted the question with a “Hey folks,” to reporters and then said “Oh, things are going well.”
Biden’s press secretary, David Wade, sent an e-mail minutes later, saying “the senator thought you asked how prep was going” for this week’s debate with Gov. Sarah Palin.
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/09/29/politics/fromtheroad/entry4487978.shtml
6:11. Something for which Biden apologized immediately when he saw that the man was in a wheelchair.
I don't think Barbie Moosekiller has apologized for any of the stupid shit she has said yet.
And I haven't heard that she ever got back to Katie Couric as she promised.
What makes Katie Couric an expert? Who did she blow to get on CBS? Last time I saw her she was making pasta with Matt Lauer on the Today Show and yucking it up with Al Roker about a cow at the Illinois State Fair.
Mayor Sam don't wait for Jack Hoff, Zuma Dogg, Don Quacked Up, JoeBee, Joe Mailhandler, Valley Dull, Captain Jack or any of the liberal fools on this blog to actually defend their support for B. Hussein Obama.
They only can make insults and talk about penises, defecation and McCain's remaining testicle.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
10:06
And Higby posting comments and stupid YouTube videos about the "hot looking" governor from Alaska is the beacon of intellectual debate? Higby is the biggest joke on this blog.
Higby do you still think the third floor spinsters are worried about this blog?
My guess is that the third floor spinsters are laughing all the way to the bank with the developer pay-offs.
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