Al Gore to Seek Presidency
At least that's the headline this old, dead Republican Mayor is predicting we will see soon.
He just won the Nobel Prize. He won an Oscar. He invented the internet. What is there left for a 60 year old man to do?
With Hilary being the only real contender in the Democratic primary - and lots of liberals and enviornmentalist not real happy with her - You Can Call Me Al could be the savior they're looking for.
That sound you just heard is the Clinton Campaign crapping their pants.
He just won the Nobel Prize. He won an Oscar. He invented the internet. What is there left for a 60 year old man to do?
With Hilary being the only real contender in the Democratic primary - and lots of liberals and enviornmentalist not real happy with her - You Can Call Me Al could be the savior they're looking for.
That sound you just heard is the Clinton Campaign crapping their pants.
Labels: al gore
Posted by Mayor Sam @ 10/12/2007 11:13:00 AM
28 Comments:
Who has more feces in their pants ? Bill or Mrs. Bill Clinton ?
BRING ON THE DUMMYCRAT JIHAD!!
Gore, do it for Antonio...
Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen (removes hands and bow low with flourish):
I'm currently in Washington on business and have heard that while His Nibbs is a potential candidate for the job, Mr. Gore makes a better one. But would he want his old job back? Perhaps not. I'll wager that Mr. Gore instead would rather come out here to be Mayor for the staff is so much more accomodating, savvy?
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11;39,
or Ully Sanchez ?
Ya forget Clinton. Uli has the biggest pile of doodoo to clean right now.
I say we bring back our beloved Ronald Reagan we all know he could handle the terrorists in Iran and Iraq. We all remember the Iran-Contra deals and sales of arms to Saddam. He was such a great and honest leader, the kind of leader we love, he did not let stupid things like congress get in the way of the war on communists and terrorists. We need more great men like Reagan to keep us safe from communists, terrorists and now illegal aliens from Mexico. I am so scared !!!
Or maybe we should abolish presidential term limits and keep George Bush for 8 more years, because our beloved republican George Bush has been a brilliant leader in defending us from the terrorists in Iraq who were responsible for 9-11. We need to keep George Bush our wizard of war strategy and Master of the Middle East. I just wonder why Bush has not protected me from The Midget Mayor and the Mexican illegal aliens.
All Reagan, no more Bushes.
Hilary crapping her pants? Billary must be thrilled. Fat Al will just siphon off the leftie Dem vote and make Obama and Edwards nonstarters. She'll get more of the mainstream.
No, the one crapping in his pants is Mayor Tony Villar, who pinned hopes for his next job on Hillary.
If she's not president, he is out of a gig.
Imagine him trying to get a job based on his performance as mayor? Will F*ck for food. F*cked my family big time.
great site about a horrible women.
http://www.educationofjaneharman.com/
A classic
Captain Jack Sparrow said...
Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen (removes hat and bows low with flourish):
And good morning to Mr. Hoff, or, if you will, Master Hoff for the sot sports not only a Bachelor of Science degree from UCLA but also a Master of Science degree from the California Institute of Technology. (Whispers confidentially) The bloody sot is an egghead! (Clears throat and continues) Such an accomplishment for one so young, only 27 years old according to his MySpace page.
Oh, did I say Master Hoff? I’m so sorry. I meant to say Master Sanchez, whose consultancy fee of $11,000 paid by campaign ID# 1250526 in June of 2003 must be quite a bargain especially when you can persuade your web designer, or, if you will, “campaign consultant” to make a Staples run for office supplies at the same time, savvy?
But let’s not talk about that. Let’s talk about something else, shall we? Yes, lets. For someone who runs with such a toney crowd, why does one live in the second house down from New Jersey and Savannah in Boyle Heights? Straight shot to the cemetery at Evergreen it is. An apartment such as #3 has no garage to drywall unless, if you will, you happen to be the property manager, savvy? (Navigator motions to Captain Jack; Captain Jack Sparrow nods) Right, then. Perhaps if the cans of spackle were sent to the address of 2928 New Jersey Street, #3, Los Angeles, CA 90033 they would probably get to the right person. Or you could always ring the doorbell and ask for Master Sanchez yourself.
Oh, and Mr. Sanchez? I’ve been known to donate large sums of money to causes I support, your CLYLP being one of them. Your behaviour these last few days along with the amount of time upon the Establishment’s dime moves me to withdraw my financial support from what you most fervently believe is a worthwhile organization. Everything has a cost, Mr. Sanchez. (Looks at fingernails and looks at Ulisses) Unfortunately for you, sirrah, the cost will come from your pocket for I am not, never have, and never will be a City employee. However there is someone friendly to the pirate cause who works in the IT Department who at this very moment is recommending to his supervisor that your internet usage be monitored if not cut off completely, savvy?
(Whispers to Mayor Sam) My lord Mayor, rest assured that all of this information can be found quite easily upon the internet. If a pirate can find it, anyone can find it. Savvy?
October 12, 2007 10:27 AM
Too bad we can't post a home address for Zuma Mutt. I would love to send over a gift of soap and shampoo and maybe a subscription to G.Q. magazine.
Lord knows Zuma needs to bathe and could use some grooming tips. savvy?
Uh no.
Gore doesn't seek the Presidency.
Hillary gets the nod (perhaps - she still could show poorly in Iowa, and another candidate emerge). But barring that (and a turn for the worse in Iraq), Hillary has it.
She runs.
She wins...
...just a few states. California, perhaps New York. Maybe Florida.
She loses.
After four years of Mitt Romney as President (and some crazy Christian conservative as VP, which Mitt -- or Rudy -- will need to pick to make the base happy),
THEN
Gore runs.
2:00 P.M.
the Harman site is good. That women really loves war.
Lord knows Zuma needs to bathe and could use some grooming tips. savvy?
Sounds like you are stalking him. savvy?
Gore only runs if Hillary gets hit with a scandal or takes a serious drop in the polls.
Wouldn't that be a funny twist, Al as prez and Hill as VP? Though, Hillary could ruin the chances of the demo win.
I'm for Gore as prez and Al Frankin as VP. The two Als is the way to go.
Uh-oh, is this the wrong blog for a moderate to post on?
12:01
I am so sure that you are joking, that I won't comment.
Suffice it to say, you are sitting around during the day posting on a blog... you seem pretty safe from immigrants to me although I'm not quite sure what about them scares you.
So are you in your jammies or are you using your computer at work.
Go Al Gore - I'd love to see it.
I like the way the same person keeps typing about what a damn good website that "women" Jane Harman has. This must be the same person who writes the same things about Zuma Dogg over and over and over and over with the same misspelled words.
I went and checked the website and it appears that the young Armenian wants to educate US about Jane, not give us her education stats.
Hey Mr. Armenia, are you legal?
...love Ully
Dodgers broadcast are moving to KABC-AM radio. That's the announcement they will be making on Al Rantel's show on Monday. So I guess that means a bunch of the hosts will have their shows interrupted by baseball. Maybe the sports radio station can have some talk shows that address the needs of the community.
They didn't play baseball in the third grade; maybe ZD thinks the national sport is kickball or hide and go seek.
Hillary and Villa are two of a feather....they are low class wannabees who have been very good at NEVER telling ' THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH and NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH". They respond only to what you ask and if you dont ask the right question you NEVER GET A TRUE ANSWER.
in honor of mayor sam's acknowledgement I've been allowed to release a guitar video. my licensing guy relaxed a little.
For the 200t time, Al Gore is NOT running! How many different times and ways does he have to say it?
He has no committee, his "staff" is in other campaigns and the instant he becomes a candidate his "issue" goes to the back-burner so you republican nutjobs can attack the science.
Yet one more inaccurate position taken by Higby.
Red Spot, what makes the Captain Jackass post a "classic," is how he managed to make himself and the "Wicked 13" look like an incredible bunch of small-minded NC losers. How much more humiliation is this character willing to put himself through?
Rants of a delusional fool.
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