A Just Because Edition of .......... "Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker, featuring Brian Hews"

After a brief hiatus, the Mayor Sam Blog returns to its "Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker, featuring Brian Hews (of the formerly Los Cerritos Community News)" .........., just because (of pending SERIOUS ethical and legal issues). 

Our Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker Brian Hews is ALL smiles (or in denial) in prepping answers to your questions (with guidance from The Chacon Political Family).

The Style Bible for Fake News/Propagandists .........., with Ethical (and pending LEGAL) Issues.

** Blogger's Notes: Just because (we will extrapolate on why below)  .......... its time again for another installment of our supposed regular bloggin missive "Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker, featuring Brian Hews". Since the June City of Commerce Municipal Elections, where DESPITE the best effort of the Disinformation Spin Crafter of the Chacon Political Machine (with Home Delivery provided by Victory Outreach of Huntington Park, allegedly), Leonard Mendoza, with John Soria following, beat back the "Team Hews/Chacon Duo" of Jaime Valencia and Johncito Peraza, in joining re-elected Incumbent Ivan Altamirano on the latest incarnation of the Commerce City Council. Thus, with another Hews/Chacon Political Disinformation Scheme meriting a FPPC review, we accord the formerly, award-winning Publisher/Editor of the Los Cerritos Community News (before its journalistic devolution into the, NOW "Brian Hews/Los Chacon News"), the opportunity, AGAIN, to answer questions regarding his current vocation ........., financed by the Chacon Political Machine, allegedly------Scott Johnson. 

Question: Dear "Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker Brian (allegedly)", what is the GOING RATE for having Art Chacon's rehabilitating Brothers and Sisters, WHOOPS, professional newsprint associates, to dispense your latest "Breaking Disinformation"?

Reply: The same vehicle allowance rate that Art Chacon was paid for using his brother Hector's Driver License, when pulled over for Driving Under the Influence.

Question: Dear "Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker Brian (allegedly), somehow, someway YOU were a Finalist for "Journalist of the Year" for publications under the 50,000 Circulation Rate ....., BUT your webpage claims a printing rate of 101,000. Please clarify.

Reply: Hey Peon, are you channeling that perishing Whittier Daily News Yellow Scribe Mike Sprague in attempting to disparage my Journalistic integrity? Did Vanessa Delgado and Leticia Vasquez double-dare YOU to insinuate that ME, MYSELF ......., and F-ing I (at any given moment), is merely a Slandering Propagandist for Hire? GO F%$# YOURSELF!!!  

Question: Dear "Ask a Fake News/Propagandist Muckraker Brian (allegedly)", a triple-dare follow up to the previous question. Are YOU (with the Chacon Political Machines concurrence) continuing to attack, NOW Libel Plaintiff Leticia Vasquez and her Attorney ............, as a Judge orders YOU to face a Deposition?

Reply: Do you value your LIFE more than my main SOURCE OF DISINFORMATION (wink, wink) Art "GATO (from RG)" Chacon? Just noting FOR THE RECORD.